This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 7, 2002). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
The only difference I’ve been able to see between Discordians and SubGeniuses, is that SubGeniuses get laid.
— The Rev. Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius