This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 12, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
A couple bad pick-up lines to add to this list:
Do you come here often? Or do you wait until you go home?
Hey baby — wanna go halves on a bastard?