Jobs for everyone

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 22, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

I doubt this is very serious (or likely), but apparently someone has set up a grassroots movement to elect Apple CEO Steve Jobs president!

The site, unfortunately, is currently slashdotted, but there’s some great comments in the /. thread

well, the mac community is probably larger than the perot community. ;)

rojo\^

“I hereby declare that The White House will no longer be boring”beige”, it shall be painted”Lickable Blueberry\”.

The Apple hoardes debate among themselves whether the country is now just “insanely” better, or “miraculously” better.

Reality Master 101

The White House will remain white, but all the plaster will be replaced with translucent white plastic.

The capitol dome will be redone in anodized aluminum. It will also have firewire.

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[This is illegal…] Due to the seperation of church and state.

Steve cannot be both God and President without violating some part of the constitution.

Of course, given recent events, that ‘problem’ can probably be remiedied.

asparagus