If it feels good, do it.

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 23, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

State of the Union…Not Good: a hilarious cut-up video assembled from Bush’s speeches to create the State of the Union address that we’ll never see.

(Via BoingBoing)

During these last few months, I’ve been trained by Al-Quaida. And I’m weak. And materialistic. I told our country and I told the world — if it feels good, do it.

(Applause)

I hope you’ll join me in expressing fear, and selfishness. We will embrace tyranny and death as a cause, and a creed.

(Applause)

We can be summed up in one world — evil.

(Applause)

I am committed to defeating, not only the good work of charities, but the values that will bring lasting peace. And we have a great opportunity during this time of war to lead the world towards suicide, and murder.

(Applause)

Let’s roll.

(Applause, fade out)