I want a Big Wheel!

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on March 13, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

Big Wheel!

From a Yahoo! Messenger conversation with my friend Laura back up in Alaska…

Laura: dawn just got a bike!!! i’m so jealous!!!
Michael: really? wow…cool!
Laura: not a harley…but still…
Michael: Big Wheel? lol
Laura: LMAO
Laura: that would be cool
Michael: dude
Michael: I would so get an adult-size Big Wheel
Michael: haul my happy ass around seattle on it
Michael: that would rock
Michael: r
Michael: a
Michael: w
Michael: k
Michael: rawk
Laura: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: lmao
Laura: that would be so very very cool
Laura: lol
Michael: y’know, I think the front wheel would end up something like four feet high
Michael: sweet
Michael: lol
Laura: someone could probably make a lot of money off people like us….
Michael: no kidding
Michael: i need to go into business
Laura: it’s another get rich quick scheeme