This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on July 2, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
I just looked at the label on the soda machine here and could have sworn that rather than Cherry Coke, it read Chewey Coke.
Eeeeeewwwww.