Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St.Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Rumsfeld, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Impressive,” said Rumsfeld. “And whose clock is that one?”
St.Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice,telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked Rumsfeld.
“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
(via Anders Jacobsen)
Ceiling fan ?
At this point he would make a good airplane prop.
It started years ago.
Go back and look it up.
While running for Gov of Texas.
If you elect me Gov. of Texas I will NOT leave my post and run for President.
LIE…LIE…LIE
By the way. His “Clean Air Bill” in Texas now has Dallas and Houston at the top as the nations worst polluted cities, moving LA down to #3. This is the first time LA hasn’t been number 1 for years. LA’s numbers didn’t get better. Dallas and Houston got worse, much worse.