Bumper stickers!

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on July 24, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

This is great:

Bush needs to order new bumperstickers, but needs help with the slogan. Can anyone help?

(via Kirsten) Some favorites:

  • Cheney/Bush 2004: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
  • Bush/Cheney: Four more wars!
  • Compassionate Fascism
  • Bush – because the truth just isn’t good enough.
  • In Africa the elephants screw each other – In America the elephants screw the people.
  • Because I’m the President, That’s why!
  • Bush/Cheney – less CIA, more CYA
  • Thanks for not paying attention
  • Re-elect Pass the Buck and Wag the Dog in 2004 (actually mine — Kirsten tossed it up — thanks!)
  • What recession? My friends are still rich.
  • Bush — He Sees Beyond the Truth
  • “Dictatorship sure would be easier!”
  • Bush/Cheney – if at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again
  • Bush/Cheney ’04: We’re Gooder
  • Bush/Cheney ’04: Because civil liberties are for wussies.
  • Bush/Cheney 1984
  • Bush/Cheney ’04 – Because FOX says so.
  • Why Think? Vote Bush!

2 thoughts on “Bumper stickers!”

  1. Here’s a good slogan for Bush –

    “Dean + Green = a NeoCon’s (wet) dream!”

    Good luck fools.

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