This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on August 18, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
From: Jhdbd @yahoo.com
Date: Mon Aug 18, 2003 21:55:16 US/Pacific
To: Susan
Subject: You and your COLON Lbpqqtvx
Reply-To: Jhdbd @yahoo.com
I think I preferred the never-ending stream of Viagra spam, to be honest.
Me and my colon
We went a bowl’in
I tried for a spare
And got a little tear
Went to see the Doc
He said you’re not a jock
Do less cyber
Eat a little fiber
Be a better man
Try to eat some bran
Do some exercise
Work towards a smaller size
That’s how I call it
Now let me see your wallet
Wait before you go away
Have a nice day