This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on August 28, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
So…I noticed that you’ve been an American Express cardholder since I was two.
— Kristin, our 21-year old receptionist, to Fred, our boss
Viscous! LOL