Got it, got it, need it, got it, not a chance, need it, got it…

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This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on December 22, 2003). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

While I’m still partial to the “Old School” purity tests, Kirsten pointed out a page that bills itself as the ‘ultimate’ purity test, and I had to give it a shot…

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin’ 21.7%
I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you		 65%
Shamelessness 57.1%
It takes a couple of drinks		 79.4%
Sex Drive 15.8%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking		 77.7%
Straightness 1.8%
Knows the other body type like a map		 44.9%
Gayness 58.9%
Had that experience at camp		 83.4%
Fucking Sick 70.8%
Dipped into depravity		 89.9%
You are 40.15% pure
Average Score: 72.6%

Just to clarify, the numbers refer to how pure I am in any particular category — in other words, I’m only 1.8% pure in the “Straightness” category, so I’m 98.2% impure (not much I haven’t done) for that category. As for the rest…no, I won’t elaborate in public. So sorry. ;)

4 thoughts on “Got it, got it, need it, got it, not a chance, need it, got it…”

  1. Each of my averages are exactly the same as yours, but the actual scores show that I’m just a good ol’ boy. :-) (Hopefully the HTML works in comments.)

    Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin’46.7%When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself 65%Shamelessness76.2%Has yet to see self in mirror 79.4% Sex Drive 94.7%The Pope is envious77.7%Straightness26.8%Done the nasty, but not creatively 44.9% Gayness 100% 83.4%
    Fucking Sick97.3%Refreshingly normal 89.9%
    You are 74.17% pureAverage Score: 72.6% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!

  2. Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin’18.3%I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you 65%Shamelessness31%Puts ’em on the glass 79.4% Sex Drive 7.9%Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking77.7%Straightness57.1%Felt someone up once 44.9% Gayness 0%Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 83.4%
    Fucking Sick46%Don’t look in the basement 89.9%
    You are 28.64% pureAverage Score: 72.6% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!

    Ok….So I’ve been around the block a time or two.

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