This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 19, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
“You want a cookie?”
“Mmm…naaah.”
“Okies.”
(munch)
…
(munch)
Said with mouth full: “You sure you don’t want any cookie? I’ve got a tasty little bite here, you wouldn’t even have to chew it!”
“Okay — you stay on that side of the bed.”
iTunes: “Pudding Time” by Primus from the album Frizzle Fry (1990, 4:08).