99 percent failsafe

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 19, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

I got a good laugh when Kirsten posted this, and I finally remembered to mention it here.

Laura Bush recently expressed her “shock” over the gay marriage issue. In this Salon article she goes on to talk about sex education, mentioning that abstinence is “100 percent fail-safe.”

This raised Kirsten’s eyebrows, apparently…

And it suddenly occurred to me that this was just a little off…I mean – the Bushes are hardcore christians, right?

That abstinence bit worked REAL well for Mary and Joseph, didn’t it? It’s 100% fail-safe, after all.

iTunes: “Perfect Tan (Bikini Atoll)” by Machines of Loving Grace from the album Concentration (1993, 3:21).