Whoops!

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on April 27, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

<RING…>

“Hello?”

“Hey, this is Brandon from Domino’s.”

“Okay, I’ll buzz you up.”

I hit the key on the phone to unlock the front door of the building, and hung up the phone.

<RING…>

“Did that not work?”

“No, I’m not at the door. The driver just left with your pizza, I just had a quick question.”

“Oh! Okay…”

“Do you have a metal hanger or anything? I locked my keys in my car, and if you’ve got one you could give the driver…”

I laughed. “I’ll check.”

Unfortunately, I didn’t. Hopefully he gets back in his car without having to pay a cabbie to break in. In the meantime, my pizza has appeared, and it’s dinnertime for me.

iTunes: “Nothing Else Matters” by Apoptygma Berzerk from the album Blackest Album, The (1998, 4:37).