Movie scenes that need to be made

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on August 9, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

From an IM conversation between Prairie and I tonight…

Prairie: (has a sudden mental image of a cat fight in a porn store that really makes her laugh)

Me: (laughs) now that could be entertaining

Prairie: all the things to reach for to hit the other girl with…

Me: (laughs) now there’s a fight scene that needs to be made!

Prairie: haha–two girls whopping each other with dildos… it’s been made, but they call it S&M porn…

Me: somehow, I could see Quentin Tarantino having a blast putting that fight in one of his films

Prairie: oooh–no kidding! that would work great in one of his movies!

Me: if only I had his e-mail address…

Prairie: “Dear Mr. Tarrantino, Could you please put a scene in your next movie where two women fight in a porn store, preferably with lots of dildos lying about, and ending when one strangles the other with a feather boa after shoving a thong into her mouth so she can’t scream? Thanks.”

Then, later, after discussing how she was staying up later than usual (benefits to summer vacation time when one lives on a school year schedule)…

Prairie: haha–yeah, I do tend to stay up a little later when in Seattle — but when I’m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late

I am such a sucker for someone with a good dark sense of humor. :)

iTunes: “So Happy Birthday” by Anderson, Laurie from the album United States Live (1984, 6:23).