From an IM conversation between Prairie and I tonight…
Prairie: (has a sudden mental image of a cat fight in a porn store that really makes her laugh)
Me: (laughs) now that could be entertaining
Prairie: all the things to reach for to hit the other girl with…
Me: (laughs) now there’s a fight scene that needs to be made!
Prairie: haha–two girls whopping each other with dildos… it’s been made, but they call it S&M porn…
Me: somehow, I could see Quentin Tarantino having a blast putting that fight in one of his films
Prairie: oooh–no kidding! that would work great in one of his movies!
Me: if only I had his e-mail address…
Prairie: “Dear Mr. Tarrantino, Could you please put a scene in your next movie where two women fight in a porn store, preferably with lots of dildos lying about, and ending when one strangles the other with a feather boa after shoving a thong into her mouth so she can’t scream? Thanks.”
Then, later, after discussing how she was staying up later than usual (benefits to summer vacation time when one lives on a school year schedule)…
Prairie: haha–yeah, I do tend to stay up a little later when in Seattle — but when I’m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late
I am such a sucker for someone with a good dark sense of humor. :)
iTunes: “So Happy Birthday” by Anderson, Laurie from the album United States Live (1984, 6:23).