Gonna need a really big mop…

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This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on October 19, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

From a conversation with Kirsten this evening. It started with global warming, and then went seriously off course…

Me: give global warming another few years, I might not whine so much about visiting alaska…

Kirsten: yeah you will
Kirsten: alaska’s going to go to shit, especially in the interior, if global warming gets worse, imho
Kirsten: but until it really starts going, no one will complain

Me: oh, sure, bring logic and realism into it
Me: spoilsport

Kirsten: oh sorry
Kirsten: i forgot
Kirsten: until bush gets booted, we can all continue living in a fantasy world
Kirsten: yay!
Kirsten: no global warming!
Kirsten: the war in iraq is peaches baby!

Me: :laughs
Me: yup!
Me: democracy everywhere

Kirsten: bush is smart!
Kirsten: there will be no draft!
Kirsten: exactly

Me: it’s a big ol’ democracy spoogefest

Kirsten: world peace!
Kirsten: LOL
Kirsten: democracy spoogefest

Me: yeah

Kirsten: you’re fucking hilarious

Me: lol
Me: a sudden mental image of Bush ejaculating democracy all over the globe
Me: funny, but disturbing

Ewww. Ha-ha — but ewww. ;)

iTunes “By-Tor and the Snow Dog” by Rush from the album Fly By Night (1975, 8:39).