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Oh, so you think the fuzzy handcuffs your sweetie gave you for Valentine’s Day are cool, huh? Kind of funny, maybe something to add a little “spice” to your sex life if you get the nerve?
That’s nothin’.
Check out what I got from Prairie for Valentine’s Day this year…
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Aren’t these hilarious? I cracked up when Prairie gave them to me this weekend. Gummy Handcuffs!
I think my favorite part, though — especially given that these are really marketed more towards kids — is the “Cuff ’em on! Eat ’em off!” bit on the packaging. That’s a bit more innuendo than I’m used to seeing on kid’s candy packaging!
Too damn funny.
“Burning Skies” by Tones on Tail from the album Night Music (1991, 6:16).