As Prairie and I are planning on getting a place together in a few months, we’ve started occasionally flipping through ‘For Rent’ listings to see what’s available in our price range around town.
Yesterday, one of the listings caught my eye.
“Hey — ‘small pets allowed, up to 20 pounds.’ We could get forty hamsters!”
Sadly, my idea was vetoed, as was my backup suggestion of one large hamster.
Ah, the compromises we make when arranging living with someone else.
“Razor’s Edge” by Revolting Cocks from the album Beers, Steers and Queers (1990, 4:45).