This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on May 24, 2005). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
(I actually think this is an old joke that I’ve heard before, but it got a good laugh out of me today when Thom posted it…)
A college class was told to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must contain the following three subject areas:
- Religion
Sexuality
Mystery
There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.
Good God, I’m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.
“Enjoy the Silence” by Amos, Tori from the album Strange Little Girls (2001, 4:10).