This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on September 16, 2005). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
I saw this sticker slapped on the side of a lamppost last night and it made me laugh:
This one’s the product of 2045 Seattle, a pro-monorail campaign.
There’s more and more posses out there these days. Andre the Giant had the first, Charles Darwin has one, Darth Vader, even Tony Danza…and I know there’s more.
But there was only one problem. I didn’t have a posse.
So I had to take care of that.
Now I have a posse, too.
140lbs?
Jeez, you’d blow away in a strong breeze man!
Yup…skinny guy. Always have been, likely always will be.
Wow, there’s two of you in one of me. That’s not fair. Would you like 50-75lbs I’ll be more than happy to share.
The Charles Darwin has a posse made my day.
Punk. You’ve got a posse? Now I need a posse. Soon we’ll all have so many posses that no one will not be part of a posse.
–Phil (y’know, just in case the LJ signon is still being strange)
Does does one become part of your posse? Is there an application form? Do I need references?
Am I grandfathered into the posse, or do I have to reapply?