This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on October 4, 2005). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
I ranted a while ago about the Cheaper by the Dozen film, a bastardization of one of my childhood favorite books, vowing not to see the results.
It’s time for another vow — this time, sadly, for Cheaper by the Dozen 2.
Never, never, never. The only even vaguely interesting pieces of the trailer were two quarter-second long shots of girls in bikinis…and since if I ever feel the need to see that I can do a quick Flickr search, that takes care of that.
Would someone please just forcibly retire Steve Martin and put us all out of our misery?