This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on January 20, 2006). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
…as summarized by Cor Tenebrarum on the SeaGoth message board:
- The Mercury: OMG THE THIRD DRINK I HAD ON AN EMPTY STOMACH WAS DOSED!1!11!1!!111ONE
- The Vogue: You can’t smoke.
- Noc-Noc: You can’t smoke, and OMG THE FIFTH $1 SPECIAL I HAD ON AN EMPTY STOMACH WAS DOSED!11!111ONE
- The Catwalk: Sorry, our drinks are too weak now, we have to shut down.
- The Phoenix: Come to Pioneer Square! If you don’t get beat up and called a queer by sailors on weekend leave, you’ll have a great time!
“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi from the album New Jersey (1999, 5:16).