Unfortunately Michael

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 10, 2006). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

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Unfortunately, Michael discovers Nellie’s hands-on approach is more than he bargained for.

A pity, as I’m not normally one to object to hands-on approaches from women.

Unfortunately, Michael is unable to accept any story ideas or manuscripts…

Ever. At all. They’re all totally unacceptable, every single one of them.

Unfortunately Michael deals with Kevin because he knows that his mom will NOT and that is NOT fair to Michael!!!

Heh. My little brother’s name is Kevin. At times when we were growing up, I probably thought that this was very true.

Unfortunately, Michael and Helena’s relationship just wasn’t as good.

Especially since I don’t remember ever having a relationship with a Helena. Couldn’t have been very good at all.

Unfortunately Michael’s umbrella was tied to the wall to stop it blowing away…

…so while the wall stayed nicely dry, I was drenched.

Unfortunately, Michael did not live to see the television series based on the pilot…

Yes, you heard it right here. This website is written by a zombie. THE UNDEAD!

Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting…

I’ve got skills. Nunchuck skills.

Unfortunately, Michael became obssessed with getting Walt back and went back into the jungle.

And since that fateful day, the Jungle Cruise tour has been haunted with the sound of my voice crying out, “Walt! Mister Disney! Where are you? Come back to me!”

The music isn’t too bad but unfortunately Michael just makes it sound amateurish.

All those years of choir gone to waste. Such a shame!

But, unfortunately, Michael died before that happened.

See? UNDEAD! UNDEAD! UNDEAD! (with apologies to Bauhaus).

(via Eric Meyer)

iTunesI Got You” by Vitamin C from the album Vitamin C (1999, 4:01).