This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 28, 2006). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Just a cute little bit of web silliness: using the Slut-o-Meter to compute your promiscuity according to Google.
Slut-o-meter evaluates the promiscuity of the subject you enter by comparing the number of Google search results with and without “safe-search” enabled. A complete slut would return unsafe results and no safe results. Alternatively, a clean name should produce the same number of safe and unsafe results. The “promiscuity” percentage we give you is calculated as follows:
So according to the Slut-o-meter, I’m 6.29% slut.
Some comparisons (names pulled more or less randomly out of my head, stream of consciousness style):
| Subject | Slut-o-Meter Rating |
|---|---|
| Wil Wheaton | -10.88% * |
| Mickey Mouse | 0% |
| Captain Piccard | 5.14% |
| Madonna | 5.46% |
| Michael Hanscom | 6.29% |
| Steve Jobs | 8.2% |
| Bono | 9.04% |
| Bill Clinton | 10.61% |
| Wesley Crusher | 10.67% |
| Captain Kirk | 11.55% |
| John Travolta | 11.86% |
| Johnny Cash | 13.81% |
| Neil Gaiman | 14.14% |
| Tim Curry | 14.41% |
| George Bush | 17.89% |
| Minnie Mouse | 19.18% |
| Neal Stephenson | 22.06% |
| Bill Gates | 22.24% |
| Monica Lewinsky | 23.86% |
| Cameron Diaz | 24.36% |
| Trent Reznor | 27.19% |
| Tom Cruise | 28.09% |
| Dakota Fanning | 35.86% |
| Princess Diana | 37.47% |
| Drew Barrymore | 38.92% |
| David Hasselhoff | 40% |
| Mia Sara | 43.98% |
| Jewel Staite | 44.07% |
| Christina Aguilera | 46.15% |
| Deanna Troi | 46.76% |
| Lucy Liu | 51.98% |
| Britney Spears | 52.89% |
| Chuck Norris | 56.52% |
| Walt Disney | 60.55% |
| Mister Spock | 64.6% |
| Dan Savage | 65.93% |
| Jean-Luc Piccard | 66.47% |
| Jenna Jameson | 99.24% |
| Asia Carrera | 99.26% |
| * From the Slut-o-Meter site: “If you’re wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you’re not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We’re not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.” | |
Good Lord.
I am -152.34% slut.
I feel so… so… clean!
12.48% slut, right between John Travolta and Johnny Cash. Wait, that didn’t sound right…
Paris Hilton 84.07%
me 3.92%
2.63…..I’m heartbroken…..I’ll try harder, I swear!