This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on May 1, 2006). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
The previous post reminded me that I had three of my all-time favorite Bizarro comics saved in my old high school quotebook. Here they are (roughly in ascending order, that is, the last one being my top favorite):
“Polka de salon op. 9/2” by Schmalfuss, Peter from the album Classic Gold: Peter Iljitch Tchaikovsky (1993, 3:02).