Best Voicemail Ever

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on August 9, 2007). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

This voicemail came in yesterday evening. I had to share.

WOMAN: …and it said leave a number. Some white man answered.

MAN (in background): This the number you just dialed?

WOMAN: Yeah. And a white person answered. And said, “Please, we’re not in right now, leave a message we’ll get back to you.”

MAN (in background): I don’t know…(unintelligible).

WOMAN: I don’t either.

MAN (in background): (unintelligible).

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Easily one of the weirdest — and funniest — voicemail messages I’ve gotten in ages.