This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on July 27, 2018). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
My niece, after seeing my new tattoo on my calf: “People with arm tattoos are bad!”
Me: “You mean, like this?” As I pull up my sleeve to show her my first tattoo.
Niece, eyes wide: “…unless they’re family. Then they’re okay.”