This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on November 7, 2019). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
“I thought you said this haunted house was supposed to be frightening,” he complained.
“No,” she said calmly as she led him onward. “I merely promised you’d be frightened. I didn’t tell you when. Or why.”