Name Five…

Prairie bounced into the room this morning as I was scanning headlines while I woke up. “Quick — name all the members of the Simpsons,” she said.

“Um…Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie.”

“Now — what are the five rights given by the first amendment?”

“…um. Oh. Heh…that’s not good. Let’s see,” I fumbled. “Freedom of speech, religion, freedom to assemble….”

She grinned. “That’s three.”

Kind of a sad commentary, isn’t it? At least I’m not alone.

Americans apparently know more about “The Simpsons” than they do about the First Amendment.

Only one in four Americans can name more than one of the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment (freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly and petition for redress of grievances.) But more than half can name at least two members of the cartoon family, according to a survey.

The study by the new McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum found that 22 percent of Americans could name all five Simpson family members, compared with just one in 1,000 people who could name all five First Amendment freedoms.

For the record, here’s the First Amendment to the Constitution:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

iTunesWhat the Hell” by Radioactive Goldfish from the album Rhythm and Rave (1992, 3:16).

Tuesday Ten (In My Pants)

A variation on the ‘ten random tracks’ music meme, adding in the fortune-cookie game of adding “…in my pants” to the end of the fortune…or in this case, song title.

  1. Raise the Roof In My Pants (Public Enemy)
  2. Ascend In My Pants (Nitzer Ebb)
  3. Fallin’ In My Pants (De La Soul/Teenage Fanclub)
  4. A Heart Full of Love In My Pants (Les Miserables)
  5. Why Don’t You Write Me In My Pants (Simon and Garfunkel)
  6. Pornograffiti In My Pants (Extreme)
  7. New and Improved In My Pants (The Incredibles Soundtrack)
  8. Is She Really Going Out With Him In My Pants? (Joe Jackson)
  9. Shalom In My Pants (Voltaire)
  10. A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying In My Pants (The Bloodhound Gang)

Okay, a few of these make me snicker, but that last one was a literal “Laugh Out Loud” moment.

iTunesHow Much Longer” by Eve 6 from the album Eve 6 (1998, 3:05).

BSG on the iTMS followup

Just a quick followup to my post comparing Battlestar Galactica downloads via Bittorrent and via the iTMS: according to MacRumors, recent BSG episodes are appearing in an uncropped widescreen ratio.

Of course, the resolution is still aimed solely at iPods, but I’m running out of ways to rationalize snagging the free-but-technically-illegal Bittorrent downloads rather than the cheap-and-legal iTMS downloads. This is a good thing (except for my bank account)!

iTunesMusic Reach (1/2/3/4)” by Prodigy, The from the album Prodigy Experience, The (1992, 4:12).

Schrodinger’s Mac

Well, no, it’s not a Mac. I’m just being cute. Or at least trying to.

Anyway…

This is the kind of geeky science stuff that I love: quantum computers that give results when they’re turned off.

Even for the crazy world of quantum mechanics, this one is twisted. A quantum computer program has produced an answer without actually running.

The idea behind the feat, first proposed in 1998, is to put a quantum computer into a “superposition”, a state in which it is both running and not running. It is as if you asked Schrödinger’s cat to hit “Run”.

With the right set-up, the theory suggested, the computer would sometimes get an answer out of the computer even though the program did not run. And now researchers from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign have improved on the original design and built a non-running quantum computer that really works.

They send a photon into a system of mirrors and other optical devices, which included a set of components that run a simple database search by changing the properties of the photon.

The new design includes a quantum trick called the Zeno effect. Repeated measurements stop the photon from entering the actual program, but allow its quantum nature to flirt with the program’s components – so it can become gradually altered even though it never actually passes through.

“It is very bizarre that you know your computer has not run but you also know what the answer is,” says team member Onur Hosten.

This scheme could have an advantage over straightforward quantum computing. “A non-running computer produces fewer errors,” says Hosten. That sentiment should have technophobes nodding enthusiastically.

The End of the Countdown

Two quick things regarding Lost:

  1. I’m afraid I didn’t bother with the usual recap of the last two episodes. I’ve been at work ’til 10pm on Wednesdays lately, so I just watched both of them back-to-back, and…well, I just didn’t feel like doing that. I doubt anyone’s heartbroken, but just in case…sorry!

  2. Oh, sure, the timer runs out…and then you just get to reset it again anyway? What a gyp!

I’m still really curious about the hieroglyphs, though.

Lost Heiroglyphs

iTunesBlue Suit Boogie” by Indigo Swing from the album All Aboard! (1998, 3:53).

First Confirmed OS X Malware

Word has recently broken about the first confirmed piece of malware for OS X, a file that was originally distributed via a post to Mac Rumors, and has been disassembled by Ambrosia Software‘s Andrew Welch.

Key points: this is not a virus, rather, it’s a trojan horse; it’s buggy (doesn’t perform all the intended actions); and for most people, activating the payload involves entering their password, which should tip most people off that something’s not right.

Here’s Andrew’s summary of the situation:

A file called “latestpics.tgz” was posted on a Mac rumors web site http://www.macrumors.com/, claiming to be pictures of “MacOS X Leopard” (an upcoming version of MacOS X, aka “MacOS X 10.5”). It is actually a Trojan (or arguably, a very non-virulent virus). We’ll call it “Oompa-Loompa” (aka “OSX/Oomp-A“) for reasons that will become obvious.

Unless you work for an anti-virus company, please don’t email/message me asking for a copy of this trojan. It’s not going to happen.

You cannot be infected by this unless you do all of the following:

  1. Are somehow sent (via email, iChat, etc.) or download the “latestpics.tgz” file

  2. Double-click on the file to decompress it

  3. Double-click on the resulting file to “open” it

…and then for most users, you must also enter your Admin password.

You cannot simply “catch” the virus. Even if someone does send you the “latestpics.tgz” file, you cannot be infected unless you unarchive the file, and then open it.

A few important points:

  • This should probably be classified as a Trojan, not a virus, because it doesn’t self-propagate externally (though it could arguably be called a very non-virulent virus)

  • It does not exploit any security holes; rather it uses “social engineering” to get the user to launch it on their system

  • It requires the admin password if you’re not running as an admin user

  • It doesn’t actually do anything other than attempt to propagate itself via iChat

  • It has a bug in the code that prevents it from working as intended, which has the side-effect of preventing infected applications from launching

  • It’s not particularly sophisticated

To be on the safe side…

DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR RUN THIS FILE

When unarchived (it is a gzip-compressed tar file), which can be done by simply double-clicking on the file, it appears to be a JPEG file because someone pasted the image of a JPEG file onto the file.

After it’s been unzipped, tar will tell you there are two files in the archive:

._latestpics
latestpics

…the ._latestpics is just the resource fork of the file, which contains the pasted in custom icon meant to fool people into double-clicking on it to (in theory) open the JPEG file for viewing. In actuality, double-clicking on it will launch an executable file.

The file “latestpics” is actually a PowerPC-compiled executable program, with routines such as:

_infect:
_infectApps:
_installHooks:
_copySelf:

The rest of Andrew’s post goes on to detail the exact methods used by the attack.

Again: this is not going to be a concern for most people. Not only is this a relatively low-impact attack, but it’s been identified quickly. Admittedly, it’s a shame that neither Slashdot nor The Register are mentioning this fact, preferring to use the Chicken Little approach to news reporting (at least The Register correctly identifies it as a trojan).

However, even given that this is a fairly low risk trojan, it is the first confirmed OS X trojan. Too many people have fallen into the trap of believing that OS X is immune to viruses or trojans. It’s not — there just haven’t been any until now, and due to the architecture of OS X, any attack is limited in the amount of damage it can do. But as OSX/Oomp-A (or Lamp-A, as Sophos named it) shows, we’re certainly not immune.

iTunesBeen Up Long (Falsedawn)” by Prodigy, The from the album Always Outsiders Never Outdone (2004, 4:28).

iTunes Essentials: Goth

The iTunes Music Store‘s Essentials series has weighed in on the ‘essentials’ of goth.

It’s an interesting collection of tracks. Not a bad selection, either — I’m mostly just impressed that they have this many non-pop artists available now.

(If the above link to the Goth Essentials doesn’t work, try this one. Pity that while I can come up with iTMS Affiliate links for the iTMS and the Essentials program as a whole, I’m finding out if there is a way for me to link to the Goth Essentials set through the iTMS Affiliate program. Meh. Not that complaining about their affiliate program is a new thing for me.)

Frequently Secretly

Willie Nelson has a new song out. Normally, this wouldn’t be something that I’d take much notice of — while I don’t have anything against country music (and even have a little in my collection), it’s not my main forte.

This one, however…isn’t your typical country song.

Willie Nelson’s crooned cowboy songs before, from the signature “Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys” to “My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys.”

But never like this: On “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other,” the Texas country icon sings about love among men on the range. Available exclusively at iTunes today, the song aims to show Mr. Nelson’s support for gays, particularly to conservative country-music fans.

“The song’s been in the closet for 20 years,” Mr. Nelson said in a prepared statement. It was written in 1981 by Lubbock-born singer-songwriter Ned Sublette.

…[Brokeback Mountain] may have provided the perfect opportunity to release this new song. But Mr. Nelson also has a personal connection to the tune.

Two years ago, David Anderson, Mr. Nelson’s friend and tour manager of three decades, told his boss he’s gay. Last March, while Mr. Nelson recorded a batch of previously unreleased songs for iTunes, he discovered the song in a stack of demos he had tossed into a drawer.

Singing “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other” was Mr. Nelson’s way of telling a longtime pal everything was OK, says Mr. Anderson.

The song’s currently only available through the iTunes Music Store. Lyrics are after the cut.

(via Boing Boing)

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Bruce the Wonder Yak

Someone discovered a fun easter egg in Apple’s Final Cut Pro 5:

Open up “Final Cut Pro.rsrc” (/Applications/Final Cut Pro HD/Contents/Resources/Final Cut Pro.rsrc) in any text editor and you will stumble upon this hidden message:

If we can’t ship this puppy by then, we might as well be herding yaks. I’m glad it’s getting weird again. I didn’t understand it when it wasn’t weird. The C switch statement: Mmmmmm! Chock full of nooses! That would be like crossing the streams or something. Mmmm… Chicago style pizza! I’ve got my blankie, I’m good to go. A lot of this job is mental. “Mostly clockwise, sometimes reverses…” What’s the sound of one luma clamping? I just wanna be in the app! Oh, rough and woeful music which we have! Cause it to sound! The Yak is a delightful creature… rather like a visit with a bovine Confucious…

There’s a lot more there, I’ve snipped it for the sake of brevity. I think it’s a hilarious little random screed — and my guess is that they just took every little “in-joke” from the FCP programming team and tossed them all semi-randomly into a single text file. That’s what it reads like to me, at least — with the recurring Yak theme and the general random silliness of what’s in there, reading it reminded me a lot of some of my old brainstorming sessions with friends.