Pride leaving Broadway?

Interesting bit of controversy going on in Seattle’s gay community right now, as the annual Pride Parade has grown so much that organizers want to move it to downtown and the Seattle Center for next year.

This year’s gay pride parade — happening a week from Sunday — may be the last on Capitol Hill, the traditional center of gay life in Seattle.

For more than 20 years, the colorful march has made its way along Broadway and culminated at Volunteer Park, where a festival takes place. A co-chairman of the Seattle Pride Committee, which runs the events, said yesterday that the festival will relocate to the Seattle Center next year.

While the committee hasn’t made any final decisions, the procession also may make its way along a new route through downtown Seattle in 2006.

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To some, the move signals the advances gays and lesbians have made in society. Holding the festival at the Seattle Center — where more traditional celebrations such as Bumbershoot and Bite of Seattle take place — can be seen as a sign of mainstream acceptance and an acknowledgment that gays are part of the entire city, not just one neighborhood.

Still, many find the idea of the gay pride festival being anywhere else but Capitol Hill hard to fathom.

Protest signs have gone up in many storefronts along Capitol Hill’s main drag proclaiming, “Keep the Pride Parade on Broadway.” Dozens of people have signed petitions that have appeared at stores such as Broadway News and the Panache clothing store.

I can see how many of the people in Capitol Hill would be bummed about this, but I also think that having the extra space and possibilities of the Seattle Center would be a good thing. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.

Either way, though, I’ll be there this year, and next, and most likely, any other year I’m in Seattle.

iTunesSpeedfreak” by Secret Hero from the album Lit Up (1999, 7:07).

Local Innuendo

Headline from a story in today’s Seattle PI:

University of Washington among top-endowed colleges

I really have to wonder how much it took for them to refrain from substituting “top” with “best” or “well”. I mean, come on…I know it’d be damn hard for me to resist splashing the headline “University of Washington among best-endowed colleges” across the newspaper.

But maybe that’s just me.

iTunesFight the Youth” by Fishbone from the album Reality of My Surroundings, The (1991, 5:00).

Disneyland Memorial Orgy

It was one of the most notorious images on the ‘net when I first got online back in ’91, one passed around in various low-resolution copies, found here and there in various directories of “naughty” images — a black-and-white drawing of many of the classic Disney characters involved in a mass orgy.

Disney Memorial Orgy

Boing Boing just pointed to an LA Weekly story by Paul Krassner detailing the source of the infamous image, which dates back to 1966 and was drawn by Mad Magazine illustrator Wally Wood.

When Walt Disney died, in 1966, I somehow expected Mickey and Donald Duck and all the rest of the gang to attend the funeral, with Goofy delivering the eulogy and the Seven Dwarfs serving as pallbearers. Disney was their Creator, and he repressed all his characters’ baser instincts, but now that he had departed, they could finally shed their cumulative inhibitions and participate together in an unspeakable Roman binge, to signify the crumbling of an empire.

On behalf of my magazine, The Realist, I contacted Mad’s Wally Wood and, without mentioning any specific details, told him my general notion of a memorial orgy at Disneyland. He accepted the assignment and presented me with a magnificently degenerate montage….

The best news in the article, though, comes at the very end, when Paul reveals that he recently found a crate of posters of the image that he’d had printed back in 1967 — and they’re for sale on his website! $20 for a 14.5″x23″ poster print of one of the earliest and most notorious pieces of “Disney Porn“? Oh yeah — that baby’s mine!

Clutter

Okay, granted, I’m not the world’s greatest housekeeper. I come from a proud packrat heritage, in a family household where no flat surface will remain unused for more than a few hours.

But…nothing I or my family has ever managed to come up with even comes close to comparing to this house. Amazing…and a little disturbing.

Better Living Through Apathy

As cynical as it may be, I think there just might be something to Davan’s theory in today’s Something Positive strip.

Peejee: You don’t really care about this date, do you?

Davan: Not even an ounce. If I did, I probably wouldn’t be going on it.

Peejee: Care to explain?

Davan: When you’re involved with someone else, people find you attractive. It’s because you don’t care about attracting someone else. You’re complacent, and therefore you’re actually being yourself.

After Branwen, I’ve just not been interested in trying to find anyone else. As long as I maintain that same level of ‘it honestly doesn’t matter to me if you live or die,’ women will find me attractive on some level. The minute I show any interest, it’s over. Remember that. The key to happiness is disinterest mingled with mild contempt.

iTunesYou Are My Sunshine” by Cash, Johnny/Dylan, Bob from the album CBS Nashville Studio Session (1969, 3:27).