How many times were you a minor?

On a lighter note, while this news story isn’t really something to laugh at, it has a wonderful example of bad writing that made me laugh:

A 35-year-old educator in Douglas County has been arrested on charges that she allegedly had sexual relations with a 16-year-old student who is a minor more than once.

So he was a minor more than once, huh? Just how many times can one be a minor? Is it a cumulative thing encompassing everything up until your 18th birthday? Are you a minor 18 times? Or once for each month/day/hour/minute? Just how is this figured out, anyway?

iTunesI’m Going Straight to Heaven” by DJ Zero/MC 900 Ft Jesus from the album Hell With the Lid Off (1990, 4:03).

That’s it?!?

John pointed out The Commonly Confused Words Test, so I gave it a shot. My results:

Advanced
You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 61% Expert!

You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels’ questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don’t use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

Exceptional or not, I have to admit, I’m a little chagrined by that 61% on the Expert section. I’m generally rather proud of my command of the language, so getting a ‘D’ on that section of the test really makes me curious as to where I goofed up. Unfortunately, the only answer key available is for the Beginner section, which I scored 100% on.

iTunesToday” by Ride from the album Just Say Anything (1991, 6:27).

Flickr being bought by…everybody?

For the past few days, rumors have been flying around that Yahoo is buying Flickr.

Whatever the truth of the matter, never let it be said that Flickr isn’t handling the rumors with good grace and a sense of humor. While the general public won’t see anything different, logged-in users are seeing a new logo on the page. Even funnier, the filename for the graphic is gossipgossipgossip.gif.

Here’s a quick look at just what we’ve got, then:

Flickr Gossip

iTunesRat Poison” by Prodigy, The from the album Voodoo People (1995, 5:31).

More on Harvard and Women

I haven’t had as much time to really dive into this as I’d like, but that happens sometimes. Last month, Royce pointed out Harvard President Lawrence Summers’ remarks about women and their aptitude for sciences and asked me what I thought.

I wasn’t sure, but I ended up offering a limited defense of Summers — though not of what he said, for the simple fact that at the time there was no transcript, and all the reports were simply operating on second- or third-hand reports.

Well, a transcript of the session has been released, and from skimming it over, I’m more convinced than I was before that Summers was being a goob. Looks like I erred a bit too far on the side of caution on this one (though I’ll stand by that error — I’d far rather look at what someone did say than what someone else says that they said).

From the New York Times, via Daily Kos:

At that point, the Harvard leader suggested he believed that the innate aptitude of women was a factor behind their low numbers in the sciences and engineering.

“My best guess, to provoke you, of what’s behind all of this is that the largest phenomenon – by far – is the general clash between people’s legitimate family desires and employers’ current desire for high power and high intensity; that in the special case of science and engineering, there are issues of intrinsic aptitude, and particularly of the variability of aptitude; and that those considerations are reinforced by what are in fact lesser factors involving socialization and continuing discrimination,” Dr. Summers said, according to the transcript.

Slate’s William Saletan, who had what I felt was a good look at the original furor, has also come back to take another look at Summers’ remarks.

For more than a month, critics have accused Harvard President Larry Summers of using genetics to explain away sexism in society and academia. They’ve demanded that he release transcripts of the remarks in question, delivered at an academic conference on Jan. 14. On Thursday, facing calls for his resignation, Summers released the transcript. It shows his critics misconstrued or misrepresented him on numerous points. It also shows what he got wrong and why.

[…]

In short, Summers got a bum rap. So was his analysis of biological and cultural factors sound? The transcript answers that question, too. The answer is no. Summers grossly overreached the evidence, and he made a couple of glaring logical blunders.

Summers proposed “that in the special case of science and engineering, there are issues of intrinsic aptitude, and particularly of the variability of aptitude, and that those considerations are reinforced by what are in fact lesser factors involving socialization and continuing discrimination.” In other words, biology outweighs environment. No evidence he presented justifies this hypothesis.

[…]

Why did Summers make these mistakes? The transcript suggests two conflicting reasons. One is that he’s stubborn and argumentative. […] The other is that once he offers a hypothesis, he’d rather defend and extend it than listen objectively to the alternatives. He’s got an open mind but not an open heart.

I suspect this, rather than sexism, is the root of Summers’ errors, because a sexist wouldn’t have said what he said while displaying a second intellectual flaw evident in the transcript. Again and again, Summers warned his listeners to be skeptical of what they’d prefer to believe. We all want to believe socialization explains differences in male and female outcomes, he observed. Therefore, he reasoned, we should distrust that hypothesis and look for evidence to the contrary. He was so busy being skeptical of the popular explanation that he forgot to be skeptical of the unpopular one. He overstated the case for innate sex differences not because he wanted to believe it, but because he didn’t.

Whatever his reasons or justifications, now that we know what was said, it’s clear that Summers hasn’t been facing an undeserved controversy. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out in the long run.

Newsflash: Psychics as accurate as ever

I’m running behind in my online reading, between concentrating on my server and then feeling ill last weekend — I’m currently reading items from Feb. 13th in NetNewsWire, and I’ve got 2000 unread items to go — but sometimes there are advantages to being a bit behind the times. Take this Metafilter post, for example:

A group of psychics led by colourful ‘SilverJade’, based in Johannesburg South Africa, have predicted that a series of earthquakes and other natural disasters will strike the western coast of the United States on or around the 23rd of February 2005. The prediction is based on the interpretation of a series of dreams by SilverJade, and the technical analysis of earthquake patterns occuring worldwide throughout the month of January 2005. As of 11th of February 2005, they have successfully predicted a significant event, a 5.5 magnitude earthquake in south eastern Alaska, as being a first step in a series of smaller events leading up to the big bang. The next step of the prediction is set to occur at some time on or around the 13th and 15th of the month.

Seeing as how it’s now late in the evening on the 16th, I do believe that SilverJade was a bit off in her predictions.

Gee, now that’s a surprise.

Of course, we do have until “on or around” the 23rd to see if she ends up with the last laugh…

iTunesBanstyle/Sappys Curry” by Underworld from the album Second Toughest in the Infants (1996, 15:22).

Another day, another Doocing

Another one bites the dust, as they say — this time Mark Jen, formerly of Google.

TDavid has a good wrapup of information on this latest “blogger gets fired” story.

Update: A sure sign that I’m on the tail end of my fifteen minutes of fame: in this CNET article about Mark’s firing, I’m the only blogger mentioned who didn’t get a link. ;) This amused me.

(CNET link via Terrance)

Me and a Gun and a Man on my Back

stay awayThis is without a doubt one of the most powerful things I’ve come across lately.

An eight-shot series of photographs and poems by selkie decrying domestic abuse.

Stark, powerful, disturbing, and very moving.

It’s worth scrolling down to read the comments on each photo, too, as selkie responds and talks a little more about some of the imagery.

(Originally uploaded by selkie)

iTunesBeauty of Being Numb” by Nine Inch Nails from the album Further Down the Spiral (1995, 5:06).

Dan Rather’s replacement

Every so often over the past day or so, I’ve seen headlines like this one — “Schieffer is interim replacement for Rather” — only as I didn’t have a clue who this “Schieffer” person was, my brain would conveniently drop the ‘e’, turning the name into “Schiffer”.

So for the past day, I’ve had the vague notion that Dan Rather’s replacement news anchor would be Claudia Schiffer (Google Image Search link, probably NSFW).

Hey, I’d certainly be more interested.

iTunesPlatinum on Black: The Final Chapter (full mix)” by Various Artists from the album Platinum on Black: The Final Chapter (full mix) (1998, 1:16:24).