This was going to be a linklog post, but then I decided I wanted to give it a little more visibility.
With all the current blathering about Christmas being “stolen”, I thought today’s Something Positive strip was especially funny.
Enthusiastically Ambiverted Hopepunk
Stuff I find around the web that interests or amuses me.
This was going to be a linklog post, but then I decided I wanted to give it a little more visibility.
With all the current blathering about Christmas being “stolen”, I thought today’s Something Positive strip was especially funny.
This is hands-down one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a long time — eyeglasses without rims, bows, or even a bridge. They’re attached via a bridge piercing.

I’ve never had a desire to get pierced, but if that was a direction I wanted to go in, I’d give this idea some serious thought.
“”Non Nobis, Domine…“” by City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra/Rattle, Simon from the album Henry V (1989, 4:12).

Very cool: an early 1950’s pictoral map of the United States of America, apparently issued by the US Government to introduce our country to the people of Germany, most of whom knew little of us outside of what they’d picked up from GIs in their country during World War II.
Relevant commentary from the MetaFilter thread where I found this:
So the State Dept. handed out these maps to give Germans some idea of what the US looked like? I’m interested in their intentions, and the history behind this map give-away.
well, smackfu suggests that the map is from around 1951. There was only a vague image of the United States in Germany then.
For many Germans Americans were huge, well-fed guys handing out chewing gums to German post-war kids. And some of these guys even were black. (I remember my grandmother telling me how amazed she was when she saw the first black G.I., the first black person she ever saw.) Now imagine what people must have thought of the United States then. Of course they knew about cowboys, the Liberty Statue and so on but that was about it.
I think the map was supposed to give a somewhat more detailed look an the United States, but then again not too sophisticated. The Secretary of State probably imagined that Germans would be overwhelmed otherwise. Maybe they really would have been. I assume that’s why it’s designed like a children’s map.
Then again, in the early fifties Germans started to go on holiday again. So it might be a promotional map for the American tourist industry.
That’s what I can think of.
— heimchen
Check out the full-size (7 Mb) map here.
According to the PI, our new space-age public restrooms are a success:
Seattle’s automated public toilets program is flush with success, averaging more than 600 uses a day in Pioneer Square and near Pike Place Market.
The usage is “about 10 times higher than what is considered normal in Europe,” according to a report given to the City Council’s Utilities and Technology Committee yesterday.
I’ve still not used one of these things — but then, I’m still convinced that they’re eating people.
This is good — an art exhibition of conceptual drawings of cartoon character skeletons.
Animation was the format of choice for children’s television in the 1960s, a decade in which children’s programming became almost entirely animated. Growing up in that period, I tended to take for granted the distortions and strange bodies of these entities.
I decided to take a select few of these popular characters and render their skeletal systems as I imagine they might resemble if one truly had eye sockets half the size of its head, or fingerless-hands, or feet comprising 60% of its body mass.
Pity I’m not in Portland to see the actual show!
(via MeFi)
CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian phone company is offering customers the chance to blacklist numbers before heading out for a night on the town so they can reduce the risk of making any embarrassing, incoherent late-night calls.
A survey of 409 people by Virgin Mobile, a joint venture of The Virgin Group and Optus, found 95 percent made drunk calls.
Of those calls, 30 percent were to ex-partners, 19 percent to current partners, and 36 percent to other people, including their bosses.
The company also found that 55 percent of those polled would grab for their phone first the next morning to check who they had drunkenly dialed, compared with just eight percent who went for the headache pills first.
Just another reason why I’m glad I don’t own a cell phone. ;) The statistics are pretty interesting, though.
“Big Ditch” by DJ Icey from the album Generate (1998, 5:18).
Fun toy time: Genefilter. Choose a MeFi user and Genefilter will use that user’s posts and comments to randomly generate a comment. Amusing results soon follow…
A few choice phrases generated from my account:
Lastly, commercials drive me up the ever-loving wall. Even when I picked up the ever-loving wall. Even when I read more. I go wander around the ‘net, or pop in a DVD to watch.
The packaging of the vendor, rather than a gnat.
Another benefit, though this is extremely subjective/IMNSHO, is that I’ve shot my mouth off, offering up Sex…
(via Jerry Kindall)
An amazing and sad story in today’s Seattle Times looks at the construction on the Hood Canal bridge, which has run into snags after uncovering what’s possibly one of the most important archaeological discoveries in the Seattle area.
The excavation inadvertently unearthed Tse-whit-zen, the largest prehistoric Indian village ever discovered in Washington, portions of which date back more than 1,700 years.
With each shovel of dirt, the state and tribe have come to realize what they are grappling with. One of Washington’s largest transportation projects is amid the region’s richest archaeological site, including an ancient cemetery.
Excavation has desecrated grave after grave, including 264 intact human skeletons so far, and more than 700 isolates, or bone fragments. The remains reveal statements of rank, of love and grief: shamans dusted with red ochre; couples buried with limbs intertwined; mass graves, signaling smallpox.
More than 5,000 artifacts have surfaced, including blanket pins fashioned in the shapes of animals; a stone rake for harvesting herring; hand tools; even the intact, sacrificial remains of sea otters offered to the spirit world.
The unprecedented discovery is causing anguish to both sides. Already facing delays costing tens of millions of dollars, the state wants to limit the tribe’s insistence to search for more remains. At risk is the state’s ability to replace the eastbound lanes of the Hood Canal Bridge, a critical project, state officials say, that is more than a year behind schedule.
But the tribe is insisting the state keep exploring for remains the tribe does not want entombed below a 10-acre concrete slab. Such a barrier would condemn the spirits of the dead buried below to be forever separated from their loved ones, said Frances Charles, chairwoman of the Lower Elwha Klallam Tribe.
So far, the conflict has defied resolution.
(via MeFi)
I’m not much of a sports fan — the only sport I’ve ever really gotten into is soccer, thanks to my brother’s many years of goalkeeping — but even I am likely to sit up and take notice when reports start hitting the ‘net of pro basketball players jumping into the stands and beating the fans (RealMedia stream here).
Just insane. Bad enough that they got into a brawl on the court — it’s never a good thing, but it happens occasionally — but then to jump into the stands and attack people in the crowd? “He’s absolutely out of his mind!” says one of the commentators, soon followed by, “This is the ugliest scene you’ll ever see.” Sounds about right to me.
Of course, then the commentators just get kind of stupid as they scramble to find something to say, when one of them comes up with, “This is not a pretty sight, but it happens, a very emotional game,” as the players are bodily hauled off the court under a hail of beer cups, food, and at least one chair. Emotional game or not, something this big doesn’t “happen.”
According to ABC, four players have been suspended indefinitely, with more precise suspension lengths to be announced later.
On the upside, maybe we’ll get an update to the old one-liner, “I went to a fight and a hockey basketball game broke out.”
The caption on this Yahoo photo was odd enough that I wonder if it may not disappear in the near future, so rather than simply linking to it, I figured I’d grab a quick screenshot and post it also.
A British hooligan in the streets of Belgium. The typical Briton is polite, witty and phlegmatic, but lacks a certain style and has a dental hygiene issue while having an occasional drinking problem.
Slow day, maybe? A caption writer a little too bored on the job? Some humorous filler text that accidentally got approved? There’s no real way of knowing, unfortunately.
(via kottke)
Update: Apparently, the caption has something to do with a survey of what other nations think of the Brits.
(also via kottke)
“World’s Made Up of This and That, The (Fatboy Slim)” by Deeds Plus Thoughts from the album Fatboy Slim’s Greatest Remixes (2000, 5:48).