All they wanted was a ride

Okay, here’s a bizarre little situation — three women buy a beer for a guy they meet in exchange for a ride where they need to go, and end up trapped in the car during a wild police chase!

The women later told detectives they didn’t know the car was stolen and had never met the driver before. They said they had bought him a beer because he promised to give them a ride to the White Center area. They said that when the deputy started following him, Snow told them he had warrants out for his arrest, that the car was stolen, ‘and that he wasn’t going back to jail,’ the documents state.

I think I’ll stick to walking and taking the bus.

Guess I got out in time

It’s official — Andersen is guilty of obstructing justice when they destroyed documents relating to the Enron debacle, and very likely won’t exist much longer. It was definitely interesting to be able to watch some of the downfall of Andersen from the inside for a while — and to see the final results as they come down the newswire. Neat stuff.

(via Blogdex)

tetris is so unrealistic

Continuing in the quote theme, the IRC Quote Database is a repository for worthwhile (or worthless) snippets taken from online chat sessions. Their top 25 list nearly had me in tears.

<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day:
<CrazyClimber> “A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway.”
<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but…
<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.

<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then ‘depresso’s’

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Short attention span voyeurism

Here’s a cute little site that could make for an entertaining way to kill some time — In Passing…, a collection of snippets of overheard conversations.

It’s really hard not to go up to an intern in the middle of surgery and say, “Don’t freak out, but you’re doing that all wrong.” I try not to do it if the patient’s only under local.

— A man talking to a group of men on the patio at Raleigh’s.

(via MeFi)

Naked over your clothes

The basic idea has been around for a while, but I’ve never seen something quite like this German company’s line of ‘nude’ clothing. It does make me wonder what kind of trouble that might stir up over here — it’d definitely be an eye-catcher! I’d almost love to see a group of 10 to 20 people walking down the street wearing this stuff, just to see how much confusion and consternation it would cause!

(via Boing Boing)

My brain hurts

This almost sounds like sci-fi, but apparently it’s a real theory being tossed around right now: a UK researcher is proposing the possibility that our consciousness is the brain’s electromagnetic field. Whether or not it’s true, I could see some very interesting possibilities in playing with that idea….