Hurricane Charlie

My mom’s parents, Harold and Arlene Ward, live in a nursing home in Fort Meyers, Florida — currently hurricane central.

Category 4 Hurricane Charley is working its way toward Orlando and Daytona Beach after whipping through west-central Florida on Friday, and its 145 mph winds and 10-foot wall of water is causing many people to evacuate.

There are reports of damage in Cape Coral, Sanibel Island and North Fort Myers.

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Max Mayfield, director of the National Hurricane Center in Miami, said Hurricane Charley may be providing “the nightmare scenario that we’ve been talking about for years,” adding it’s “going to be bad — real bad.”

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Charley made landfall at 3:45 p.m. EDT on the barrier islands between Fort Myers and Punta Gorda, and about 160 miles southeast of the Tampa Bay area that includes Tampa and St. Petersburg. On Fort Myers Beach, sea water swamped the barrier island. A hotel operator described her resort as “going under.” She and her husband braced themselves, along with six hotel employees, in the center of the Pink Shell Beach Resort.

Almost 2 million tourists and residents were told to evacuate.

Yesterday, Mom forwarded on an e-mail from her Aunt Roberta (Grandma’s sister, if I’m remembering the family tree correctly…if not, mom or dad can correct me)…

About l0:00 o’clock Arline called and asked I e-mail you to let you know they have been told they will probably –even today–have to go to the hurricane shelter. They do not know too many particulars except they will be looked after and helped whenever they need attention. They were told to take clothes for two days. As you can guess Arline isnot too thrilled with the idea! Gotta go. Roberta

Prayers, kind thoughts, or good mojo of whatever sort are, of course, appreciated.

More Hurricane Charlie news.

Another e-mail from mom that I just found in my inbox:

I just called and Mom & Dad must still be in the garage/shelter (It’s 8:25 there now). I left a message for them.

From the satellite photos and news articles it appears that the brunt of the storm hit Port Charlotte, a community about 35 miles north of Ft. Myers. All reports stated, though, that storm winds cut a swathe extending 35-40 miles on each side of the eye.

I’ll keep my eye on the progress and post again before I go to bed for the night.

I’ll check my e-mail again before I head out of work tonight.

Unfortunately, after that I won’t be able to check back in until sometime Monday (at the latest), as Prairie and I are heading down to Woodland to visit her mom and sister and jaunt across the river to Portland to visit OMSI. I’ll see if I can grab a moment at a computer to check in at some point, though.

In the meantime, have a good weekend, everyone.

Update: G-and-G are back at Shell Point Village, safe and (mostly) sound. Here’s Mom again…

I just got off the phone with Mom. Hooray! The storm watch in the shelter is over. They got home about 9:00 pm Friday.

The hurricane made landfall at Port Charlotte, about 35 miles north of Ft. Myers, which was a bit of a surprise since the weather folks had said for hours and hours that it would hit at Ft. Myers.

The saga:

They were awakened at midnight (Thurs – Fri) and told to be ready to go at 2 a.m. It took another hour before it was their turn, so they left about 3 a.m. with their pillows and blankets. They rode a bus. Mom was worried about getting in and out, but since she’s home again, she must have been able to do so.

The shelter is a parking garage when not in use as a hurricane shelter. She said there was no feeling of being in a storm at all. The overriding feeling was of being in such a crowd of people. The cots were set up with barely room to walk between the rows. They had three meals served Friday. Mom lauded the planning and organization of the whole transfer and assistance while in the shelter.

The first worry was getting into the bus. The second worry was getting to & from whatever the bathroom facilities were. Mom seems also to have negotiated through that problem.

Dad, though, didn’t do as well. He fell [a couple of times, and when they got back home, was] taken to the Pavilion (the hospital). The nursing staff speculated the fall was a result of dehydration. Mom can’t maneuver sufficiently to have gone to the Pavilion, so she will call tomorrow to find out the actual diagnosis and treatment.

It was dark at the time they were taken back to King’s Crown, so she had no idea what damage had occurred. The Village is without electricity (as is most of southern Florida), but King’s Crown has a generator so there are lights and elevators and whatever else needs power.

The good news is they coped with the shelter experience; the bad news is dad’s at the Pavilion.

I’m thankful, along with Mom, for the wonderful planning of emergency services for Shell Point, and for their safety without having to evacuate their little island.

Now I’m going to eat pizza and watch Olympics.

I’m glad they’re both pretty much safe and sound — with any luck, Grampa’s fall was just a little dehydration, and he’ll be back up and about once he gets a few more fluids in his system.

In any case, it appears that all their excitement is over with. Time for me to shut this down and head out for my weekend adventures. Be back sometime Sunday night…

Crackrats!

From the wonderfully zany world of IM conversations…

Prairie: (okay, I shouldn’t think this is funny, but it’s cracking me up): Studies find rats can get hooked on drugs\
Prairie: they fed crack to rats

Me: :laughs

Prairie: what did they think would happen?

Me: it’s a little hard to picture a rat with a monkey on its back…

Prairie: giggles\
Prairie: that’s part of what I think it funny about it

Me: crackrats

Prairie: laughs!\
Prairie: “Until now, scientists have been able to prove that rats will take drugs, even eagerly, but not that they’re actually addicted.”\
Prairie: that sentence keeps giving me giggles\
Prairie: and how are the rats getting the drugs?\
Prairie: the conservative, lovely scientists are pushing them

Me: I liked this one –

Me: \” In the French study, rats poked their pointy noses through holes in their cages to trigger injections of cocaine.”\
Me: I think it’s the”pointy\” adjective that does it for me

Prairie: giggles

Me: apparently, the rats with stumpy, blunted noses were less susceptible?

Prairie: haha–no, but they couldn’t get their noses through the bars to get the drugs

Me: or, are they contrasting that to poking their pointy tails through?\
Me: or other pointy bits?\
Me: (kinkycrackrats)

Prairie: laughs even harder\
Prairie: (and EEEW!)

Me: :laughs

iTunes: “Mine (Live)” by Webley, Jason from the album Halloween Special 2001 (2001, 3:04).

Whoops – not that way!

Today became a bit more adventuresome than I expected it to be, thanks to a slight change of schedule, and a few transportation-related goofs on my part.

Today was my first day of training at my new position. Thanks to some various scheduling conflicts that had to be worked out, I ended up being scheduled to work today, next Tuesday, and next Thursday at the new spot from 1pm-5pm, then bus out to my current store to close it down at 9pm, while working my normal 1pm-9pm shift at the current store on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The next two weeks after that I’ll be solely at my current store, covering for our other primary production operator while he’s on vacation. The week after that is my vacation in Anchorage, and then, once I’m back from vacation, I’ll actually start my new 8am-5pm schedule at the new spot.

Since the new spot is only a few blocks away from my apartment, I didn’t bother to grab my bus pass when I walked out the door to head off in the morning. Once my day finished at 5pm, though, I realized that that had been rather stupid of me — as I was supposed to be at my current store at 6pm, it would have been best if I could have just gone straight to the bus stop. Instead, I had to head back up the hill to the apartment, grab my bus pass, then head back down to catch the bus out to Georgetown.

By the time I’d made it back down to the bus stop, I’d missed my usual route, the 174. Not a terribly big deal, as the 135 came along shortly thereafter, and it’s my “backup bus” if I miss the 174 for any reason. Both of them head right down 4th Avenue out of downtown, and drop me off just a few blocks away from the store.

So, I hop on the 135, and settle in for the ride. Quickly, though, I realize that there’s one aspect of this plan that I hadn’t thought of before today: that of having to get from downtown Seattle to the Georgetown neighborhood right at the peak of rush hour. No quick trip this one, the few blocks through the downtown core was positively glacial. Still, I wasn’t terribly worried — it just meant that I’d be getting to work a bit closer to the 6pm mark than I had initially figured I would.

All seemed fine and dandy until rather than continuing on its normal route down 4th Avenue, the bus suddenly took a turn to the right and got onto the Alaskan Way Viaduct that runs beside the waterfront. Um…what’s going on here? I wasn’t too sure just where things were going to go from here, but I didn’t get too worried yet. I figured that it was possible that the bus took a jaunt along the Viaduct to avoid the worst of the downtown rush hour traffic, and hoped that it would hop back onto its normal route when it reached the end of the Viaduct.

No such luck, though, as soon we were merrily motoring our way across the West Seattle Bridge, with all hope of getting to Georgetown anywhere even remotely close to when I was supposed to be there rapidly receding into the distance.

Well, crud. As we approached the end of the bridge, I worked my way to the front of the bus, and asked the driver what the fastest way back across the bridge would be. He told me to get off at the next stop and take the next 135 back across the bridge, and I hopped off the bus to take stock of my situation.

Things weren’t looking too good: it was just slightly after 6pm, and rather than walking in the door of the store, I was standing at a bus stop in the shadow of the West Seattle Bridge off-ramps, and the next 135 back across the bridge wasn’t due to show up for another twenty minutes. Even worse, though, was that even once I did get on another bus to head back, it would most likely just take me back downtown, at which point I’d just have to wait for yet another bus — this time, one heading to where I actually wanted to go — and by then, I didn’t think that I’d be making it to work until 7:30pm at the earliest. Not promising at all.

Thankfully, though, here my luck finally started to turn around. There was a little diner just across the street, so since I had some time before the next bus arrived, I headed over to see if they had a public phone available. They did, and I called in to work to let them know that while I was trying to get there, I wasn’t terribly sure when I’d actually be able to get there. When I called, I was expecting my manager to be the only one left at the store, so he’d have to wait for me to show up, rather than leave the store unattended — as it turned out, though, a large job had kept one of the other employees there later than usual. My boss turned the store over to them, hopped in his car to come pick me up, and twenty minutes later I was finally at work — and only half an hour late.

The worst part about the whole thing? I just figured out what went wrong with taking my “backup bus”. It’s the 136 or the 137 that I’m supposed to take if I miss the 174, not the 135. Argh.

Chalk one up for stupidity. Oh, well.

Next Tuesday, though, my bus pass comes with me when I leave in the morning, and I stick to the routines that I know will get me where I need to go, when I need to be there. I’ve had enough adventuring for now!

iTunes: “Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit)” by Peace Orchestra from the album Animatrix: The Album (2003, 5:58).

Truth in advertising

I don’t know for sure if this is a real ad or not, but if it is, whoever came up with it really needs a raise…

KY advertisement

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Mambo Jambo” by Black Happy from the album Last Polka, The (1990, 5:11).

It’s me!

(Note: while this did happen to me tonight, this rant isn’t particularly aimed at any one person, as I’ve had it happen to me off and on from many different people over the years. Don’t take it personally — but if it sounds like I could be talking to you, than it might be worth taking to heart.)

Oh, screw off.

Look, it’s bad enough when people do this to me at home, but for god’s sake, if for any reason you find it necessary to call me at work, would you please just tell me your damn name? I don’t know if you think it’s cute, or are just severely overestimating my ability to identify your particular voice based solely upon the words “hello” and “it’s me” (often also having to compensate for the distortion of miniscule cell phone microphones), but this little game is really not appreciated.

Working in a public business, I could have any number of people calling me at any given point, from customers to co-workers to people far higher up on the corporate totem pole than I am, and having to stand there and rack my brain, desperately trying to pinpoint who I’m talking to (while trying not to look like a complete and total idiot to the customers waiting for my attention in the store) does nothing aside from annoy me.

Names, people. Simple courtesy. This shouldn’t be an issue.

Movie scenes that need to be made

From an IM conversation between Prairie and I tonight…

Prairie: (has a sudden mental image of a cat fight in a porn store that really makes her laugh)

Me: (laughs) now that could be entertaining

Prairie: all the things to reach for to hit the other girl with…

Me: (laughs) now there’s a fight scene that needs to be made!

Prairie: haha–two girls whopping each other with dildos… it’s been made, but they call it S&M porn…

Me: somehow, I could see Quentin Tarantino having a blast putting that fight in one of his films

Prairie: oooh–no kidding! that would work great in one of his movies!

Me: if only I had his e-mail address…

Prairie: “Dear Mr. Tarrantino, Could you please put a scene in your next movie where two women fight in a porn store, preferably with lots of dildos lying about, and ending when one strangles the other with a feather boa after shoving a thong into her mouth so she can’t scream? Thanks.”

Then, later, after discussing how she was staying up later than usual (benefits to summer vacation time when one lives on a school year schedule)…

Prairie: haha–yeah, I do tend to stay up a little later when in Seattle — but when I’m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late

I am such a sucker for someone with a good dark sense of humor. :)

iTunes: “So Happy Birthday” by Anderson, Laurie from the album United States Live (1984, 6:23).

Kilt #2: Mocker

The only problem I’ve had so far with owning a kilt is that I only owned one kilt. As much as I like wearing the kilt for general day-to-day use, wearing the same garment every day can get a little questionable, no matter how cool the garment is. Plus, laundry days pretty much necessitate going back to pants while the kilt is in the wash.

Luckily, this is a problem easily solved — I put in an order for a second kilt a couple weeks ago, and got the call yesterday that it was in! I hopped the bus out to the UK warehouse this morning, and walked out the proud owner of my second Utilikilt.

Original UtilikiltMocker Utilikilt

Where my first was an Original UK, this one’s a Mocker. The main differences are that the Original has a single back pocket and the Mocker has two, and where the Original has external cargo-style pockets, the Mocker has internal side pockets (more like “normal” pants pockets). They’re incredibly deep, too — as the saleguy told me, the aim is to “keep your junk below your junk.”

I’d wanted the Mocker style for a bit now, as I’ve been planning to go see a couple friends get married next month up in Anchorage, and while they were quite adamant that I should come to the wedding kilted, I figured the cleaner lines of the Mocker would present a more “formal” look. Of course, now the wedding has been delayed, but my vacation is still set — and it was a convenient excuse to finally get the new kilt. ;)

So, that’s two down, who knows how many to go? Ideally, I’d like to have at least one more of each of the Original and Mocker (so I can be sure to have at least one of each style clean at any given point for any particular occasion). I’m idly considering picking up one of the Survival kilts for those few instances where I go tramping about in the woods (a rare, but not entirely unheard of event) or just needs lots of places to put stuff, and someday when I’ve got a paycheck to just blow I’d love to pick up one of the leather kilts. That’s far in the future, however…

iTunes: “Sour Times (Live)” by Portishead from the album Roseland NYC (1998, 5:21).

It’s not all bad, really!

Last month, I mentioned that I’d been in contact with a magazine reporter who was working on a story about weblogs and some of the potential pitfalls that can come about when recording your life online for the world to see. As I mentioned at the time, while I at first wasn’t terribly concerned about the tone of the article, as our conversation progressed, I started to worry that it was going to end up all gloom-and-doom.

It appears that Anil has also been contacted by a reporter working on a similar story (possibly the same reporter, or another reporter also working on the story for the same publication, though I can’t be absolutely sure about that), and he ended up having some of the same reservations that I did. In his response to the reporter who contacted him, he expressed a desire shared by myself and, I’m sure, many others in the weblogging world: rather than focusing solely on the things that go wrong, that the media also look at the things that go right, and just why we all keep our weblogs going even in the face of the potential downsides.

One thing I would suggest is considering a, well, more uplifting angle. There have been an awful lot of “blogs can cost you your job!” or “make money fast with blogs!” stories, and very few that cover the positive reasons people have weblogs.

For a lot of your audience, this is their first impression of what weblogs can be, and frankly, if they were all about dire consequences, there wouldn’t be millions of people publishing weblogs every day.

Most of the people in my social circle have met their spouses/significant others, gotten apartments, gotten jobs, made friends, or (in my case) all of the above because of their weblogs. All that plus they get to participate in a new medium instead of just passively consuming media.

From what I know of [name of publication], the audience is one that appreciates a good positive human story, and it’s also much more likely that you’ll get some good cooperation or participation from people in the weblog realm who can help strengthen your story.

I’ve just sent a link to Anil’s post to the reporter I’ve been talking with, in case we are dealing with separate people. With any luck, should this article eventually appear, there will be a bit more to it than mere horror stories.

Condolences

Over the course of the past few days, Jessica Wilkinson, a regular member at the Vogue, went missing. Yesterday, her family officially filed a missing persons report with the police, and word started spreading around the various Seattle communities.

Last night, the police contacted her family to let them know that she had passed away in her apartment. Nothing else is known at this point.

I didn’t know her, though from the pictures I’ve seen as people have posted notices both looking for her and reacting to news of her death, I do believe that I know who she was, having seen her at the Vogue on quite a few occasions.

My deepest sympathies and condolences to those who knew her and shared her friendship. From what I’ve been reading, many people just lost a well-loved friend.