Game on!

Next some other idiot is going to try to play Quidditch with a Dirt Devil, two bowling balls, a basketball, and a badminton birdie. Sha!

Kirsten

I’m in! Who else?

Pre-Natal Massage

On a boring day at work, the phrase “pre-natal massage” becomes way too funny. I know what it really means…but what it could mean had my co-worker and I alternating between really amused and really disgusted.

Are friends electric?

Aaahh — the eternal debate of nearly everyone who’s found themselves with a dual life: how do you cope when the two start to intersect?

During my brief contract earlier this summer, a jarring moment occurred when I walked up to one of the people I worked with and saw that he was reading my weblog. I’ve never had such an obvious mix of the ‘real’ world and this virtual world before, and I found it uncomfortable. He’s a very likable person, friendly and personable and now a budding weblogger — but it was still a moment that stopped me dead in my tracks.

I’ve rarely ever stopped to worry about the two worlds intersecting for me. In fact, there are often times when I wish they intersected more. As my circle of friends has grown and started to go our seperate ways, it’s gotten far harder to keep in touch with each other over the miles. We’re not always able to afford long distance phone calls, not all of us are as good with keeping in touch via e-mail as we should be…all the usual reasons and excuses for not keeping in touch. I’ve thought many times that I wish more of the people I knew in the “real world” also had presences in the “virtual world.” So far, I’ve managed to get my dad and my friend Kirsten to start exploring the world of weblogging, but that’s been it. Still, it’s a start.

But admittedly, there are considerations to be taken when you know that it’s not just a random collection of cyber-strangers reading the words you toss into the void, but people that you’re going to need to see face-to-face. Suddenly posts get second-guessed, certain topics seem a little to dicey to bring up.

…I have a strong suspicion that those people who write weblogs read by spouses, kids, and employers tend to write differently then people like me who are, for all intents and purposes, obscured from view because we’ve kept the two worlds far apart.

I’ve got a very small regular readership of my site (at least, that I know of), and primary among those that I know read my ramblings are my parents. I feel lucky that we’ve managed over the years to build a good enough relationship that I generally don’t have to censor my ramblings. While I’m not one for great amounts of profanity, I know they’re not going to look down their noses at me if I choose to toss the occasional expletive in; they know that I’ve experimented with drugs in the past, so I don’t have to worry about mentioning that; and I’m fairly positive that they’re not laboring under the illusion that I’ve made it to the tender age of 30 a virgin.

Of course, if they were, I’ve just blown that right out of the water, haven’t I? ;)

In any case, the point is that, at least for me, it’s rare that I hesitate on posting something because of anyone who might read my site. Not unknown — no matter how good my relationship with my parents, or anyone else, may be, some things I’m just not quite willing to tie to my public website — but rare.

Information overload

The big problem (for me, at least) of having a multitude of subscribed RSS feeds in your newsreader is that after not checking in for a couple days, there’s so much to wade through that you end up overloading, and not posting about any of it (sigh). I know I went past a few interesting posts, but they just got lost in the noise.

I’m sure there’s a lot of nifty stuff out there on the ‘net right now. Guess y’all will just have to go find it yourselves. Sorry!

Marc, Laura, and a 12-egg omelette

Caffeine? No, we don’t drink caffeine! Why do you ask?

Rick, Laura and Marc

Friday there was one topic of conversation among my friends and me — where the heck are Marc and Laura? We knew they were supposed to be coming down for the Warped Tour out at the Gorge, but nobody’d been able to get in contact with them or figure out what the deal was. A little disconcerting, since Rick thought he was supposed to be picking them up at the airport, but we figured that if they really needed to get ahold of us, they would. Then we crossed our fingers.

Sunday, though, all was explained. I got a call around noon from Marc — as it turns out, he and Laura had arrived from Anchorage safely and were staying with Laura’s “other mom” out in Lynwood. They’d gotten ahold of Rick on Saturday, the three of them had made it out to the Warped Tour, and now they were back in town and ready to go play. Rock on! First stop — the Hurricane Cafe.

Marc and his 12 egg omelette

Couldn't eat it all!

The Hurricane is famous for its 12-egg omelettes — absolutely huge amounts of food. Laura had promised Marc that if he could finish off his omelette, she’d pay for it.

She didn’t have to pay.

He did, however, give it a valiant effort. We’re estimating that he probably got through around 9 of the eggs or so — far more than any of the rest of us would have been able to do!

Much fun was had sitting around, talking, and catching up on our various lives. Once we were all fed (and we’d given Marc a chance to let the eggs settle in his stomach), Rick and I took Marc and Laura out to the Underground Tour here in Pioneer Sqare. The Underground Tour is one of my favorite “touristy” things to do here in town, and I like to take it about once a year or so (no two tour guides ever come up with quite the same set of stories to tell), so I was about due, anyway.

Unfortunately, we failed to convince the two of them to Ride the Ducks (sigh). Someday…

Marc and Laura

After the tour, we spent some time just wandering around downtown Seattle and enjoying the sunshine. I even managed to get one picture that can be used as evidence that Marc and Laura actually like each other — though Marc, I’m sure, will strenuously deny that every chance he gets. He’s just sweet like that. ;)

Once they all decided they’d had enough sun, we came up to my apartment to hang out for a couple hours, then Marc, Laura and Rick wandered off to find food and get some rest. They’re in town until next Saturday, though, so hopefully I’ll have another chance to get together with them before they leave. Besides, I’ve got to get their mailing address before they leave — I fully intend to subscribe them to the Stranger so they know exactly what they’re missing by continuing to live up in the frozen wastelands of Alaska instead of moving down here like any sane person would!

Oh, and one last thing — just in case you were curious, this is what happens to Alaskans who spend an entire day in the summer sun of the Gorge without bothering to use sunscreen. I don’t recommend it. ;)

Sunscreen would have been a good idea...

Speaking in parentheses

I don’t think I used enough parenthetical remarks (like these [which I tend to use a lot when writing {or even speaking (see?)}]) in that last post, so this one should fill my quota for the week.

4th of July, Gas Works Park, Seattle

Flying kites at Gas Works Park

Yesterday was an absolutely gorgeous day — clear blue skies and temperatures in the mid-80’s — so after enjoying being able to sleep in on a day off of work, I caught a bus over to Gas Works Park to go play in the sun and watch the fireworks.

I got to the park about 5:30pm or so, and walked in just behind the big hill that is apparently one of the prime kite-flying spots in Seattle. The downwind side of the hill was filled with kids and adults flying kites. Amusingly, the kids homemade paper kites often seemed to be far more successful than the fancy store-bought kites that the adults were trying to fly!

I wandered around for a while peoplewatching (and oh, the people that were there to be watched — have I ever mentioned how much I enjoy summertime in Seattle?) and snapping pictures. Earlier in the day I’d talked to Rick on the phone, and he’d told me that he’d probably find me at the park. At the time I laughed, as there tend to be thousands of people wandering around, but suddenly he popped up beside me, with a simple “Told ya so!” for a hello.

How does he do that?

Anyway, I joined Rick and Heather at the spot they’d picked out, and just kicked back with them for the rest of the evening. We were sitting right by the water, and as things got later and later, we had a blast listening to the police boats try to keep all the private boats from cruising through the restricted area of the lake. Apparently the huge floating orange sign alerting boat owners of the closed off area of the lake wasn’t working too well, as the police boats were constantly having to chase people down and shoo them back to the north end of Lake Union (“No! Not that north! Your other north!”).

Fireworks go BOOM!

The sun eventually went down, and as the sky got darker and darker, more and more people stopped their games and found places to sit and watch the show. Round about 10pm the festivities got started. We were treated to the usual über-schmaltzy rendition of the national anthem, a performance by a brass band of some sort (we weren’t in the right area to actually see what was going on, and I don’t remember exactly what the announcer said they were). Then, after a couple moments of quiet, the explosions started.

I’ve heard from a couple people that this is one of the better fireworks displays in the northwest, and having seen it from the park twice now, I’d certainly believe it! All the fireworks are launched off of a barge in the middle of the lake, and by watching from the park, you’re actually close enough to feel the concussion from the explosions. Absolutely huge bursts of color and light filling the sky, and the echoes of the explosions rebounding throughout the natural amphitheater around the lake — it’s quite an experience!

Once the show was done Rick, Heather and I worked our way out of the park. I was going to catch a ride with them, but then noticed that I was right next to a bus stop as the bus I needed to catch was coming down the street, so I said my goodbyes and let them head on their way. Jumped on the bus just in time, too — the stop I was at only had about fifteen people at it, but the next stop had enough to fill the bus to capacity and necessitate leaving a good-sized group behind! Traffic, of course, made the ride home take forever, but I made it eventually, and fell into bed.

All in all, a good 4^th^ of July day. Many more pictures of the day are posted in my photo gallery — enjoy!

A dozen URL's

Can you name more than a dozen URLs by heart?

Let’s see —

  1. Unusual Relaxation Locations (any shady building on Spenard)
  2. Uriel Remebers Lilith (now that’s an obscure reference…)
  3. Unborn Rhesus Livers (eeew…I got ill dissecting a tapeworm)
  4. Unfortunately, Rhett Limps (and drops Scarlett down the staircase)
  5. Urban Relocation Lands (we ran out of reservation space)
  6. Unlikely Rambo Lines (“Don’t you guys ever read Tolstoy?”)
  7. Utah’s Radical Luddites (electricity…what a concept!)
  8. Untie Ricky, Lucy! (the scenes Desi wouldn’t let get out)
  9. Ukranian Reuseable Leeches (very popular in the Dark Ages)
  10. Uncomfortable Rubber Lederhosen (trust me)
  11. Uncle Ralph’s Laundry (needs to be done more often)
  12. Uniquely Rotund Lemmings (fool things just rolled right off that cliff)

— Me, replying to a question on Anchorage BBS AKMac

Yummy!

I just looked at the label on the soda machine here and could have sworn that rather than Cherry Coke, it read Chewey Coke.

Eeeeeewwwww.