The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

I love the internet.

I’ve been working my way through reading the archives of xkcd (“Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language [which may be unsuitable for children], unusual humor [which may be unsuitable for adults], and advanced mathematics [which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors].”), which just catapulted into the ranks of ‘favorite web comic’ after I stumbled across the Map of Online Communities yesterday. I just came across this strip

The younger folk in the audience think this is a joke.

Embedded as a tooltip (the little pop-up text that shows when you hover over an image) was the text, “The younger folk in the audience think this is a joke.”

Curious, a quick Google search led me to this story:

On a fishing trip in Plains, Georgia, President Carter had an encounter with a “swamp rabbit”. This seemingly trivial event was seized upon by the press and became a sort of Rorschach test of the Carter presidency: reporters and commentators saw in this story whatever they wanted to see in Carter’s administration. Jody Powell, Carter’s press secretary, described the affair in his 1986 book The Other Side of the Story:

It began late one afternoon in the spring of 1979. The President was sitting with a few of us on the Truman Balcony. He had recently returned from a visit to Plains, and we were talking about homefolks and how the quail were nesting and similar matters of international import.

Suddenly, for no apparent reason — he was drinking lemonade, as I recall — the President volunteered the information that while fishing in a pond on his farm he had sighted a large animal swimming toward him. Upon closer inspection, the animal turned out to be a rabbit. Not one of your cutesy, Easter Bunny-type rabbits, but one of those big splay-footed things that we called swamp rabbits when I was growing up.

The animal was clearly in distress, or perhaps berserk. The President confessed to having had limited experience with enraged rabbits. He was unable to reach a definite conclusion about its state of mind. What was obvious, however, was that this large, wet animal, making strange hissing noises and gnashing its teeth, was intent upon climbing into the Presidential boat.

The President then evidently shooed the critter away from his boat with a paddle.

Carter and the Killer Rabbit

(Photo in the public domain, courtesy the Jimmy Carter Library.)

Overheard in Seattle

Not overheard by me, unfortunately, just too bizarre and funny not to share. This is ganked directly from overheardsea on LiveJournal:

Select lines from a guy having a very long conversation with what I believe was his significant other on his cell phone sitting directly behind me [on the #26 bus]:

“I’m on my way to my brother’s to pick up weed, and them I’m going to get a cat at the Humane Shelter.”

“So last night I went to meet up with that couple I told you about. They’re a gay guy and a tranny girl. The interview went real well. They called me back later that same night and said I was their favorite, so things are looking good there.”

“I’m making dinner tonight with my housemates. No, honey! Honey! I told you I was doing this tonight! Well, we’ll have to play really quickly in the bathroom tonight because I have to be there for the dinner. I love you, too.”

Photo Drop

Photo Drop

Photo Drop is a slick little Dashboard widget — actually, one of the first that was slick and potentially useful enough for me to download and toss in to my Dashboard, which isn’t exactly the most-used OS X feature on my system. It’s a nice, simple one-trick pony: drag a photo to Photo Drop, set a few quick options for the final look (size, effects, etc.), and you’re done. Plus, it’s free. Not bad!

Press the Little Doohickey

This weekend, we got Prairie her own camera, a Pentax Optio M20. It’s perfect for her — a cute, compact little point and shoot that takes pictures of what she points it at. We knew it was hers because it came in a pink box, and we got a cute little pink camera case for it, too. Perfect for my girl.

In fact, this comic strip pretty much sums the two of us up when it comes to photography (though I don’t greet her by saying “Hey there, pig,” when I walk up)…

Press the Little Doohickey

Happy Birthday Royce!



Cindy, Woody, Royce and robots, originally uploaded by Royce.

Today marks the 34th birthday of Royce, whom I’ve known since 4th grade. He’s the one on the right, holding the robot that actually looks reasonably robot-ish, as does Cindy’s over there on the left. I’d be the one in the middle, doing my best ‘Kilroy Was Here’ over the (gargantuan) head of a robot that appears to be heavily inspired by ET.

Happy birthday, Royce!

Norwescon 30: Saturday

Rennifer, Norwescon 30

Finally. After nearly one month and almost six hundred photos uploaded, I’m done with this year’s Norwescon! As fun as it is, as much as I enjoy being there and playing photographer, and as great as it is to get comments from people as they find themselves in the photos…man, this took a while! Ah, well — good-natured grousing aside, it’s well worth it, and I’m looking forward to next year’s.

I’d already mentioned finishing up Friday’s photos a couple weeks ago. Last night, I finally uploaded the last of my photos from Saturday, the only other day I was there.

Saturday’s shots are pretty obviously divided into three sections:

Of course, that’s just a small (well, okay, not that small) selection of what was at Con. I did my best to get the best shots I could of everyone I could, and had a lot of fun doing it.

Also (and especially important for those people I got photos of): because I release my shots under a Creative Commons by-nc-sa license (attribution/non-commercial/sharealike), you may share (copy, re-post, distribute, or transmit) the photos, provided that you give me credit as photographer (preferably by linking back to the photo’s page on Flickr, or at least to my Flickr, LiveJournal, or personal pages, but simply by name — Michael Hanscom or djwudi — will work in a pinch). Thanks very much for respecting this — since I’m not trying to make money off this photography thing*, what little recognition I can get is very appreciated!

Thanks much, everyone — enjoy the photos, and I’ll run into you again next year (if not sooner)!

  • Though, if anyone would like to purchase high-quality prints of their shots, I wouldn’t be averse to discussing it… ;)

The Time Warp, Hoedown in Space (Saturday Night Dance), Norwescon 30

Happy Birthday, Bro!

Kevin, me, Seattle, WAToday’s Kevin’s birthday — my ‘little’ brother’s turning 31 today. Happy birthday, Kev!

This isn’t an incredibly recent photo of the two of us, but it’s one of my favorites. Taken in the summer of 2001, I was just a few months into living in Seattle, and had a tiny little apartment just a few blocks away from the Pike/Broadway intersection. Kev was driving on one of his cross-country trips (either from Alaska to Emily’s family near Memphis, or vice versa), and stopped over in Seattle for a couple days to hang out with me and his friends Rob and Steve. Steve took this shot while we were wandering around the Pike Place Market on a gorgeous summer day. Later on, Kev tossed a few dollars my way (since I was pretty broke at that time) so that I could check out Bumbershoot for the first time.

Happy Birthday to me!



Birthday Table, originally uploaded by djwudi.

Happy birthday to me! I turn 34 today (older and older, every year…). Prairie created another of her cute table settings (she kept the black placemats and napkins out from Halloween, but since it’s springtime, some of the pink stays), and I’ve got a little pile o’ presents sitting in the middle. I wonder what’s in them…?