International Women’s Day 2006

Today is International Women’s Day.

International Women’s Day is the universal day that connects all women around the world and inspires them to achieve their full potential. IWD 2006 launches another year of working progressively for women’s equality worldwide. It is an important day around the world because the collective power of women is witnessed by milions, and the brave achievements of women past, present and future are respectfully honoured.

Hooray for women!

Er. Maybe that’s not quite the right way to put that. ;)

(via MeFi)

iTunesMy Reign Falls” by Monster and Mother Earth, The from the album Unhooked: The Humpy’s Alehouse Anthology (1995, 3:21).

ENG101: Group Project: Learning Everyday English

Of course, every English class must have at least one group project. When it was first announced that ours was coming up, I ended up getting three different invitations to various groups. The next day, we spent the first part of the day listing common issues for people to group themselves around, and I ended up surprising the group I chose to join.

This group was primarily made up of international students (one from Nepal, one from Korea, and two from Indonesia, plus one other native English speaker of Japanese descent) who’d chosen to work on a presentation on how to improve their everyday English skills, and at first it was hard for them to understand why I’d want to be in their group — after all, I was a native speaker, and didn’t seem to struggle with the language terribly often. I assured them that English can be something of a pain in the butt even for those of us that have grown up with it, and that I do occasionally have to work on how to phrase something or what words I want to choose.

I’m not sure they believed me…but the group worked out well anyway. ;)

We ended up crafting a short essay to hand in to JC, a brochure to use as a handout, and did a short (10-minute) presentation in front of the class summarizing the information in the essay. Here’s the brochure (5Mb .pdf), the paper is behind the cut (as usual).

Final score: 4.0.

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ENG101: Problem/Solution: Parking and Line of Sight

Our fourth paper in ENG101 was a problem/solution. Initially this one drove me up the wall, as the stated parameters were to find a limited, personal real-world issue. This meant I couldn’t come up with something fun (along the lines of Jonathan Swift’s ‘A Modest Proposal’, and I had a devil of a time coming up with a suitable topic — most issues I have in my life either aren’t that big, or are so big that there’s no one simple solution (for instance, the ongoing project of rebuilding my credit score).

In the end, though, I did manage to come up with something, and got another perfect 4.0. So far, so good…

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Episcopalian and Anglican Superheroes

A brief rundown of comic-book superheroes of either Episcopalian or Anglican beliefs, sourced from The Religious Affiliation of Comic Book Characters, and pointed out to me by dad.

  • The Beast/Hank McCoy (Episcopalian)
  • Phoenix/Jean Grey (Episcopalian)
  • Archangel/Warren Worthington III (Episcopalian)
  • Psylocke/Betsy Braddock (Anglican)
  • Captain Britain/Brian Braddock (Anglican)
  • Scarecrow of Romney Marsh/Rev. Dr. Christopher Syn (Anglican)
  • Batman/Bruce Wayne (Episcoplain/Catholic (lapsed))

iTunesMalaway” by Dario G from the album Sunmachine (1998, 7:18).

No Woman, No Fly

Just added to the Jason Webley Bootlegs collection: No Woman, No Fly (5.1Mb .mp3). The audio quality isn’t the greatest (with Jason’s penchant for going from soft to screaming in nanoseconds, the recording’s a bit overdriven in places), but it’s up.

Thanks to usernamenumber for posting the .mp3, and to RobTav63 for help with the lyrics.

Lyrics follow behind the cut.

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Jupiter Needs Oxy-10

March 3, 2006: Backyard astro-pharmacists, grab your acne medication. Jupiter is growing a new red zit.

Christopher Go of the Philippines photographed it on February 27th using an 11-inch telescope and a CCD camera:

Jupiter's Acne

Above: Zits on Jupiter, photographed by amateur astro-pharmacist Christopher Go on Feb. 27, 2006.

The official name of this zit is “Oval BA,” but “Red Jr.” might be better. It’s about half the size of the famous Great Red Zit and almost exactly the same color.

Oval BA first appeared in the year 2000 when three smaller zits collided and merged. Using Hubble and other telescopes, astro-pharmacists watched with great interest. A similar merger centuries ago may have created the original Great Red Zit, a pustule twice as wide as our planet and at least 300 years old.

At first, Oval BA remained white-—the same color as the zits that combined to create it. But in recent months, things began to change:

“The zit was white in November 2005, it slowly turned brown in December 2005, and red a few weeks ago,” reports Go. “Now it is the same color as the Great Red Zit!”

“Wow!” says Dr. Glenn Orton, an astro-pharmacist at JPL who specializes in studies of zis on Jupiter and other giant planets. “This is convincing. We’ve been monitoring Jupiter for years to see if Oval BA would turn red-—and it finally seems to be happening.” (Red Jr? Orton prefers “the not-so-Great Red Zit.”)

Why red?

Curiously, no one knows precisely why the Great Red Zit itself is red. A favorite idea is that the sore dredges pus from deep beneath Jupiter’s cloudtops and lifts it to high altitudes where solar ultraviolet radiation–via some unknown chemical reaction-—produces the familiar brick color.

“The Great Red Zit is the most inflamed sore on Jupiter, indeed, in the whole solar system,” says Orton. The top of the sore rises 8 km above surrounding clouds. “It takes a powerful sore to lift material so high,” he adds.

Jupiter Zit Formation

Above: Hubble images detail the birth of oval BA in 1997-2000.

Oval BA may have strengthened enough to do the same. Like the Great Red Zit, Red Jr. may be lifting pus above the clouds where solar ultraviolet rays turn “chromophores” (color-changing compounds) red. If so, the deepening red is a sign that the sore is intensifying.

“Some of Jupiter’s white zits have appeared slightly reddish before, for example in late 1999, but not often and not for long,” says Dr. John Rogers, author of the book “Jupiter: The Giant Planet,” which recounts telescopic observations of Jupiter for the last 100+ years. “It will indeed be interesting to see if Oval BA becomes permanently red.”

See for yourself: Jupiter is easy to find in the dawn sky. Step outside before sunrise, look south and up. Jupiter outshines everything around it. Small telescopes have no trouble making out Jupiter’s cloudbelts and its four largest moons. Telescopes 10-inches or larger with CCD cameras should be able to track Red Jr. with ease.

What’s next? Will Red Jr. remain red? Will it grow or subside? Stay tuned for updates.


This (stupid) parody article and images are adapted from the original “Jupiter’s New Red Spot,” found via /.. Not my most mature work, but it amused me a bit.

Ultraviolet is, apparently, Ultrastupid

Milla Jovovich’s latest film, which I babbled about a couple weeks ago, has opened without advance review screenings (never a good sign). Now that a reviewer has been able to see it…looks like this one is going to be a renter.

Another Friday, another abominable movie that wasn’t screened for critics before it opens.

…it’s called “Ultraviolet.” […] It is overstyled, deafening and incoherent.

Violet…brawls with government thugs, twists and flips through the air in slow motion — something we’ve all seen so many times before — dodges bullets and fires off untold amounts of her own. Watching scene after scene of her taking on dozens of men at once, with techno music pounding in the background, quickly becomes repetitive. It’s also dreadfully self-serious, with none of the self-knowing sense of humor that made similar sequences in the “Kill Bill” movies so much more fun.

“Ultraviolet” wants desperately to be a provocative, high-concept action thriller. It apparently is trying to say something about fear and terrorism, paranoia and racism. But it looks more like a shampoo commercial.

Can’t say that I’m surprised, though it’s a bit of a bummer. The trailer looked quite pretty…but apparently, that’s about all that Ultraviolet has going for it.

I’ll still probably rent it, though. C’mon — Milla kicking butt can’t be all bad, right? ;)

iTunesMercury and Solace” by BT from the album Movement in Still Life (2000, 5:06).