Crackrats!

From the wonderfully zany world of IM conversations…

Prairie: (okay, I shouldn’t think this is funny, but it’s cracking me up): Studies find rats can get hooked on drugs\
Prairie: they fed crack to rats

Me: :laughs

Prairie: what did they think would happen?

Me: it’s a little hard to picture a rat with a monkey on its back…

Prairie: giggles\
Prairie: that’s part of what I think it funny about it

Me: crackrats

Prairie: laughs!\
Prairie: “Until now, scientists have been able to prove that rats will take drugs, even eagerly, but not that they’re actually addicted.”\
Prairie: that sentence keeps giving me giggles\
Prairie: and how are the rats getting the drugs?\
Prairie: the conservative, lovely scientists are pushing them

Me: I liked this one –

Me: \” In the French study, rats poked their pointy noses through holes in their cages to trigger injections of cocaine.”\
Me: I think it’s the”pointy\” adjective that does it for me

Prairie: giggles

Me: apparently, the rats with stumpy, blunted noses were less susceptible?

Prairie: haha–no, but they couldn’t get their noses through the bars to get the drugs

Me: or, are they contrasting that to poking their pointy tails through?\
Me: or other pointy bits?\
Me: (kinkycrackrats)

Prairie: laughs even harder\
Prairie: (and EEEW!)

Me: :laughs

iTunes: “Mine (Live)” by Webley, Jason from the album Halloween Special 2001 (2001, 3:04).

California nullified 4,000 marriages

Sad news today from California — their state Supreme Court has decided that San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom overstepped his authority, and declared nearly 4,000 same-sex marriages null and void.

The California Supreme Court on Thursday voided the nearly 4,000 same-sex marriages sanctioned in San Francisco this year and ruled unanimously that the mayor overstepped his authority by issuing licenses to gay and lesbian couples.

The court said the city illegally issued the certificates and performed the ceremonies, since state law defined marriage as a union between a man and woman.

The justices separately decided with a 5-2 vote to nullify the 3,995 marriages performed between February 12 and March 11, when the court halted the weddings. Their legality, Justice Joyce Kennard wrote, must wait until courts resolve the constitutionality of state laws that restrict marriages to opposite-sex couples.

There’s still hope that the California state constitution might be challenged and amended to remove the restrictive language and allow same-sex marriages again in the future, but that will probably be another long (and potentially fairly nasty) battle. We’ll just have to wait and see where it goes from here.

(via The Blogging of the President)

iTunes: “Trainspotting” by Primal Scream from the album Trainspotting (1996, 10:34).

Whoops – not that way!

Today became a bit more adventuresome than I expected it to be, thanks to a slight change of schedule, and a few transportation-related goofs on my part.

Today was my first day of training at my new position. Thanks to some various scheduling conflicts that had to be worked out, I ended up being scheduled to work today, next Tuesday, and next Thursday at the new spot from 1pm-5pm, then bus out to my current store to close it down at 9pm, while working my normal 1pm-9pm shift at the current store on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The next two weeks after that I’ll be solely at my current store, covering for our other primary production operator while he’s on vacation. The week after that is my vacation in Anchorage, and then, once I’m back from vacation, I’ll actually start my new 8am-5pm schedule at the new spot.

Since the new spot is only a few blocks away from my apartment, I didn’t bother to grab my bus pass when I walked out the door to head off in the morning. Once my day finished at 5pm, though, I realized that that had been rather stupid of me — as I was supposed to be at my current store at 6pm, it would have been best if I could have just gone straight to the bus stop. Instead, I had to head back up the hill to the apartment, grab my bus pass, then head back down to catch the bus out to Georgetown.

By the time I’d made it back down to the bus stop, I’d missed my usual route, the 174. Not a terribly big deal, as the 135 came along shortly thereafter, and it’s my “backup bus” if I miss the 174 for any reason. Both of them head right down 4th Avenue out of downtown, and drop me off just a few blocks away from the store.

So, I hop on the 135, and settle in for the ride. Quickly, though, I realize that there’s one aspect of this plan that I hadn’t thought of before today: that of having to get from downtown Seattle to the Georgetown neighborhood right at the peak of rush hour. No quick trip this one, the few blocks through the downtown core was positively glacial. Still, I wasn’t terribly worried — it just meant that I’d be getting to work a bit closer to the 6pm mark than I had initially figured I would.

All seemed fine and dandy until rather than continuing on its normal route down 4th Avenue, the bus suddenly took a turn to the right and got onto the Alaskan Way Viaduct that runs beside the waterfront. Um…what’s going on here? I wasn’t too sure just where things were going to go from here, but I didn’t get too worried yet. I figured that it was possible that the bus took a jaunt along the Viaduct to avoid the worst of the downtown rush hour traffic, and hoped that it would hop back onto its normal route when it reached the end of the Viaduct.

No such luck, though, as soon we were merrily motoring our way across the West Seattle Bridge, with all hope of getting to Georgetown anywhere even remotely close to when I was supposed to be there rapidly receding into the distance.

Well, crud. As we approached the end of the bridge, I worked my way to the front of the bus, and asked the driver what the fastest way back across the bridge would be. He told me to get off at the next stop and take the next 135 back across the bridge, and I hopped off the bus to take stock of my situation.

Things weren’t looking too good: it was just slightly after 6pm, and rather than walking in the door of the store, I was standing at a bus stop in the shadow of the West Seattle Bridge off-ramps, and the next 135 back across the bridge wasn’t due to show up for another twenty minutes. Even worse, though, was that even once I did get on another bus to head back, it would most likely just take me back downtown, at which point I’d just have to wait for yet another bus — this time, one heading to where I actually wanted to go — and by then, I didn’t think that I’d be making it to work until 7:30pm at the earliest. Not promising at all.

Thankfully, though, here my luck finally started to turn around. There was a little diner just across the street, so since I had some time before the next bus arrived, I headed over to see if they had a public phone available. They did, and I called in to work to let them know that while I was trying to get there, I wasn’t terribly sure when I’d actually be able to get there. When I called, I was expecting my manager to be the only one left at the store, so he’d have to wait for me to show up, rather than leave the store unattended — as it turned out, though, a large job had kept one of the other employees there later than usual. My boss turned the store over to them, hopped in his car to come pick me up, and twenty minutes later I was finally at work — and only half an hour late.

The worst part about the whole thing? I just figured out what went wrong with taking my “backup bus”. It’s the 136 or the 137 that I’m supposed to take if I miss the 174, not the 135. Argh.

Chalk one up for stupidity. Oh, well.

Next Tuesday, though, my bus pass comes with me when I leave in the morning, and I stick to the routines that I know will get me where I need to go, when I need to be there. I’ve had enough adventuring for now!

iTunes: “Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit)” by Peace Orchestra from the album Animatrix: The Album (2003, 5:58).

DVD driver acquitted

This originally just went into my linklog, but considering my previous rant, I wanted to follow up on this one. The Alaskan driver accused of killing two people due to watching a DVD while driving has been acquitted.

A man was acquitted Tuesday of charges he caused a fatal crash by taking his eyes off the road while watching a movie on a DVD player mounted on his truck dashboard.

Jurors acquitted Erwin Petterson Jr., 29, of two counts of second-degree murder and two counts of manslaughter. No law in Alaska prohibits operating a DVD player in view of a driver.

[…]

Stein argued that Petterson and his passenger Jonathan Douglas were watching a DVD movie when Petterson’s pickup truck crossed the center line, hitting the Weisers’ sport utility vehicle head-on. Petterson testified he was not watching a movie and that his truck strayed into oncoming traffic when he reached for a soda.

The Weisers died at the scene.

Marty Zoda, Douglas’ former wife, testified that her ex-husband told her the DVD was running when the accident happened, a claim Douglas denied.

If installed as recommended, DVD players will not work in an automobile unless the emergency brake is on or the vehicle is in park. Prosecutors said Petterson overrode those safety measures when he installed an entertainment system including a DVD player, speakers and a Sony PlayStation 2 in his pickup truck.

All my sympathies go out to the families of the people killed.

I stand by my previous rant, too. Pay attention to the road.

iTunes: “Dancing With Myself (Original 12″)\” by Generation X from the album Devolution: Alternative Rock Classics 1975-1985 (1981, 5:58).

Truth in advertising

I don’t know for sure if this is a real ad or not, but if it is, whoever came up with it really needs a raise…

KY advertisement

(via Ryan)

iTunes: “Mambo Jambo” by Black Happy from the album Last Polka, The (1990, 5:11).

New CDC anti-condom guidelines

Somehow I’d missed hearing about this until just now (the article is a few weeks old), but new regulations from the CDC threaten to yank federal funding from any HIV-prevention organization that fail to limit their efforts to promoting abstinence and refraining from promoting the use of condoms.

Lethal new regulations from President Bush’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in Atlanta, quietly issued with no fanfare last week, complete the right-wing Republicans’ goal of gutting HIV-prevention education in the United States. In place of effective, disease-preventing safe-sex education, little will soon remain except failed programs that denounce condom use, while teaching abstinence as the only way to prevent the spread of AIDS. And those abstinence-only programs, researchers say, actually increase the risk of contracting AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).

Published on June 16 in the Federal Register, the censorious new CDC guidelines will be mandatory for any organization that does HIV-prevention work and also receives federal funds — whether or not any federal money is directly spent on their programs designed to fight the spread of the epidemic. (The CDC is the principal federal funder of prevention education about HIV and AIDS, and its head a Bush appointee). It’s all couched in arcane bureaucratese, but this is the Bush administration’s Big Stick — do exactly as we say, or lose your federal funding. And nearly all of the some 3,800 AIDS service organizations (ASOs) that do the bulk of HIV-prevention education receive at least part of their budget from federal dollars. Without that money, they’d have to slash programs or even close their doors.

These new regs require the censoring of any “content” — including “pamphlets, brochures, fliers, curricula,” “audiovisual materials” and “pictorials (for example, posters and similar educational materials using photographs, slides, drawings or paintings),” as well as “advertising” and Web-based info. They require all such “content” to eliminate anything even vaguely “sexually suggestive” or “obscene” — like teaching how to use a condom correctly by putting it on a dildo, or even a cucumber. And they demand that all such materials include information on the “lack of effectiveness of condom use” in preventing the spread of HIV and other STDs — in other words, the Bush administration wants AIDS fighters to tell people: Condoms don’t work. This demented exigency flies in the face of every competent medical body’s judgment that, in the absence of an HIV-preventing vaccine, the condom is the single most effective tool available to protect someone from getting or spreading the AIDS virus.

Flat-out-ridiculous, and not at all helpful to anyone. Yes, abstinence is a wonderful and nearly foolproof way to avoid many diseases and other sex-related side effects. It’s also naïvely optimistic, and is never going to be effectively practiced by the majority of people on this planet.

iTunes: “Real Life” by Tones on Tail from the album Night Music (1991, 5:07).

The mysterious H. John Heinz IV

Of the various children and stepchildren of John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry, one has been conspicuously absent from all of the various political appearances and shenanigans: H. John Heinz IV, Teresa’s oldest child. As it turns out, he’s a very private man, doing his best to keep him and his family out of the limelight. A difficult task, I’m sure, especially with the current presidential campaign in full swing.

Still, a few details do surface from time to time, and I’ve got to say that not only does John sounds like an incredibly accomplished and very interesting individual, he apparently also has impeccable fashion sense.

What’s known is this: Heinz IV, 37, is an accomplished blacksmith who trained at Williamsburg, Va., and sometimes wears a workman’s kilt, called a “Utilikilt,” at his forge in rural Pennsylvania.

He fabricates custom-made historical arms and armor, tools and architectural hardware, 10 percent down.

He’s a Buddhist who teaches meditation and who practices the Zen martial art of Shim Gum Do.

He was the founder and funder of a school for teenagers “at risk of not succeeding in life,” as Heinz IV himself once described it. For several years, the school was situated on a 136-acre tract he owns in Upper Black Eddy, Pa.

He cared for his daughter, Astrid, now 4, while his nutritionist wife, Kristann, 34, attended medical school at the University of Pennsylvania.

An artist, he drew the portrait for medallions given to recipients of Heinz Awards, which are offered, along with a \$250,000 grant, in memory of his father, the late Sen. John Heinz III (R-Pa.).

And he sits on the board of the \$862-million Howard Heinz Endowment, chaired by his mother.

[…]

Heinz IV dubbed his made- to-order blacksmith business Herugrim, which in Old English means “fierce in war,” his Web site says. Heinz IV’s forge specializes in medieval-style helmets, cutting tools (swords, knives, axes and chisels), hinges, locks and nails. Most of the hardware he fabricates is for 18th century homes and buildings.

There is evidence that Heinz IV can be generous to a fault. When the Utilikilts team, based in Seattle, showed up for a Pennsylvania festival, they transported plenty of kilts, leather and otherwise, but they had no room for their tent or display racks.

Their Web site says “Utilikiltarian” Heinz IV came to the rescue, fabricating display racks in a four-hour session at his forge.

A festival photo shows Heinz IV smiling and playful in a mock chorus line, with everyone in kilts. For the camera, he coyly lifts his kilt to mid-thigh, far above his scuffed dark workboots and rolled-down socks.

A Utilikilts representative declined to comment, but the company Web site says Heinz IV and his wife “stepped up to take excellent care of us.”

Best of luck to John and his family in the coming months — but at the same time, I’ll keep hoping to see a guy in a kilt show up at some important presidental function eventually…

(via the Yahoo! Utilikilts Group)

iTunes: “White Whisper” by Deep Forest from the album Deep Forest (1992, 5:45).

Saft: Everything Safari should have, but doesn’t yet

Thanks to a mention by Dori, I’ve just discovered Saft, a wonderful little add-on for Safari. While the headline on Saft’s site promotes full-screen browsing as its main feature — something that really doesn’t concern me all that much — there’s so much more packed into this little piece of software.

Head on over to Saft’s Usage page and check out everything it can do. If you spend any appreciable amount of time in Safari on a day-to-day basis, it’s well worth the download.

iTunes: “Strangers (Live)” by Portishead from the album Roseland NYC (2000, 5:20).

Comments from the Peanut Gallery

I spent a little time last night reorganizing the blogroll on the site. Actually, I split it into two, and added a bunch of links.

Since I had the phrase “comments from the peanut gallery” running through my head for no discernible reason whatsoever, I went into the e-mail folder where I dump all the comments that I receive on the site, sorted them all by sender, and started scrolling through. Anytime I saw an address with a good number of comments, I snagged any URL that was left with the comments, and added them to the new ‘Peanut Gallery’ blogroll in the sidebar.

So, in theory, I should have caught most, if not all, of the most frequent visitors that leave comments, as long as they have a site to link to. If I’ve missed anyone, or if for some reason I’ve linked to you and you’d rather I didn’t, please let me know!

The next step is making sure that all of those sites are tossed into NetNewsWire…

iTunes: “Gumbo” by Phish from the album A Live One (1995, 5:14).

It’s me!

(Note: while this did happen to me tonight, this rant isn’t particularly aimed at any one person, as I’ve had it happen to me off and on from many different people over the years. Don’t take it personally — but if it sounds like I could be talking to you, than it might be worth taking to heart.)

Oh, screw off.

Look, it’s bad enough when people do this to me at home, but for god’s sake, if for any reason you find it necessary to call me at work, would you please just tell me your damn name? I don’t know if you think it’s cute, or are just severely overestimating my ability to identify your particular voice based solely upon the words “hello” and “it’s me” (often also having to compensate for the distortion of miniscule cell phone microphones), but this little game is really not appreciated.

Working in a public business, I could have any number of people calling me at any given point, from customers to co-workers to people far higher up on the corporate totem pole than I am, and having to stand there and rack my brain, desperately trying to pinpoint who I’m talking to (while trying not to look like a complete and total idiot to the customers waiting for my attention in the store) does nothing aside from annoy me.

Names, people. Simple courtesy. This shouldn’t be an issue.