According to Yahoo! News, this is a photo of Dick Gephardt’s shadow…

…is any further comment really necessary?
Enthusiastically Ambiverted Hopepunk
According to Yahoo! News, this is a photo of Dick Gephardt’s shadow…

…is any further comment really necessary?
I’m having some odd issues with my G5 that I’m having trouble pinning down. I’ve just tossed a plea for help out in an Apple Discussions thread, but I wanted to put it up here also in case anyone else out there has seen similar behavior.
I’ve been having an odd issue (actually, two, but they may be related) with my G5 (Dual 2.0Ghz) that I haven’t seen anyone else mention, so I thought I’d toss it out here. Unfortunately, I’m having trouble narrowing down exactly what’s going on, so this may be a tad vague.
Issue 1: My G5 appears to be an insomniac. If I leave the computer alone, it never seems to go to sleep. The screensaver will kick in, but after a while at some (apparently) random time, the screensaver kicks off as if I’d just bumped the mouse. Because of this, the machine will only go into Sleep mode if I tell it to via the Apple menu.
Issue 2 (this is the one I’m having more problems diagnosing): At some point, I lose the ability to choose some of the commands in the Apple menu: ‘About This Mac’, ‘Force Quit…’, ‘Restart…’, ‘Shut Down…’, and ‘Log Out [username]…’ are all non-responsive. All other commands in the Apple Menu work fine. Most of the time this isn’t a major issue, but when a time comes when I do need to restart the computer (for instance, after installing a Software Update), the only way I can do it is to execute a ‘sudo shutdown -r now’ through the Terminal.
I’ve tried choosing ‘Log Out…’ occasionally after a restart to pin down when the menu commands stop responding, but am having difficulties determining just what the cause is. So far, it hasn’t seemed to be related to any particular application or sequence of events.
I have noticed that it appears to happen sometime after letting the computer go through its bout of insomnia for a while. In other words, if after restarting the machine I manually tell it to Sleep, then when I wake the computer up again, I can still access all Apple Menu commands without a problem. However, if I leave the computer alone and it fails to sleep automatically as it should, at some point after that I lose the Apple Menu functionality.
Unfortunately, at this point, I can’t get any more specific than that.
Has anyone else out there seen behavior like this, or am I alone with this particular glitch?
Wow. Okay, so it’s been fairly obvious that Disney isn’t what it once was (how many recent Disney movies can you think of that were really worthwhile that weren’t Pixar productions with the Disney logo stamped on them?), but this is still a fairly amazing development. Roy Disney himself has left the Walt Disney company, and includes a call for Michael Eisner’s resignation or retirement in his letter of resignation.
It is with deep sadness and regret that I send you this letter of resignation from the Walt Disney Company, both as Chairman of the Feature Animation Division and as Vice Chairman of the Board of Directors.
You well know that you and I have had serious differences of opinion about the direction and style of management in the company in recent years. For whatever reason, you have driven a wedge between me and those I work with even to the extent of requiring some of my associates to report my conversations and activities to you. I find this intolerable.
…I believe your conduct has resulted from my clear and unambiguous statements to you and the Board of Directors that after 19 years at the helm you are no longer the best person to run the Walt Disney Company. You had a very successful first 10-plus years at the company in partnership with Frank Wells, for which I salute you. But since Frank’s untimely death in 1994, the company has lost its focus, its creative energy, and its heritage.
[…]
In conclusion, Michael, it is my sincere belief that it is you who should be leaving and not me. Accordingly, I once again call for your resignation or retirement. The Walt Disney Company deserves fresh, energetic leadership at this challenging time in its history just as it did in 1984 when I headed a restructuring which resulted in your recruitment to the Company.
I have and will always have an enormous allegiance and respect for this Company, founded by my uncle, Walt, and father, Roy, and to our faithful employees and loyal stockholders. I don’t know if you and other directors can comprehend how painful it is for me and the extended Disney family to arrive at this decision.
(via aeire)
One of the constant topics that many webmasters and webloggers are concerned with these days is Google, how to increase your site’s standing in Google’s eyes, and therefore drive more traffic to your site. I use a number of techniques on my weblog, both in the code and how I create entries, that help Google get the most useful information out of my pages.
While I’ve mentioned some in the past, the subject recently came up in a thread on the TypePad User Group, and I shared some of my methods in that thread. At the request of both Liza and Richard, who have also been posting about this topic, I’m re-posting my post (post-haste, though not post-mortem, and definitely not postpartum) here…
Still, I’m amazed to read that you had 1,000 per day BEFORE MS made you a web celeb (boo! to them). Do you think those hits came from your blogging subject or from special tactics you engaged in to increase your site traffic.
A little bit of both, probably.
First off, it’s not so much my subject, as my lack of subject. ;) Because I’ve never really focused on any specific topic for my blog, and just randomly babble about whatever crosses my mind, that gives Google a lot of potential keywords to pick up on.
Also, I’ve been at this for about three years now, so I’ve got a fairly large archive section, which also increases the probability of any given keyword turning up in a search.
As far as special tactics, there’s a few techniques I’ve picked up on over the years that seem to help (some of which you covered in your post).
I believe that TypePad is set to include post titles in page titles for individual archives by default, but some weblog tools (including MovableType in its early stages, I believe, though I could be wrong) only include the site name for every page title, so instead of a site containing 1000+ differently named pages, you’d end up with a site containing 1000+ pages all named “My Weblog”, which doesn’t give Google nearly as much to work with.
Setting a consistent structure for the code on each page. As HTML was designed to emulate (though not visually replicate) the structure of a printed document, it includes various structural elements such as various levels of heading. As Google pays attention to these when it scans a document, it often helps to use them correctly.
In the past, rather than using the <h1>, <h2>, etc. elements for headlines, division markers, and so on, many sites would use <font> tags to give their subdivision headings the look they wanted. Now that the <font> tag has been deprecated and we can use CSS to style every element on a page the way we want, it’s good to return to using structurally correct markup. In addition to making a site much easier to code, it also assists Google in determining the structure, topic, and relevance of any given page.
For each individual archive page on my site, I’ve structured it as follows:
<title>: website name > post title
<h1>: website name
<h2>: website ‘tagline’
<h3>: post title
<p>: post body
<h3>: trackback
<h4>: trackback source
<p>: trackback body
<h3>: comments
<h4>: comment author
<p&>: comment body
<h3>: comment posting form
This gives each page a clearly delineated, easy to read structure that tells both the reader and Google which parts of the page are the most important and the most relevant to the topic of the page.
Link descriptively. Simply, this involves using natural language for your links so that the link is descriptive to what it points to. For instance, saying “The new Lord of the Rings trailer is out!” instead of “You’ve gotta see this!” gives Google more information about what you’re linking to.
This carries a double benefit, in that not only does it give Google better information about what you’re referencing, it also lets Google know more about what you’re linking to, which helps out whoever is on the target end of your link.
Alt text on all images. This is important for a few reasons. First off, it lets Google know what each image is so that Google can include it more reliably in their image search feature. Secondly, though, and more importantly, it greatly improves the readability of your site for people with disabilities using specialized browsers to read the web.
Blind users can use a “screen reader” to read websites — this is a specialized browser which translates the text to audio, and reads the page to them. Without alt text, all that screen reader can do is give them the name of the graphic, and might end up telling them something like “Image named funnypicture.jpg”. With alt text, they’ll instead hear something like “Image named Gimli falls off his horse”.
Use the excerpt field to create useable descriptions. While keywords are no longer recognized by Google, another <meta> tag in the <head> section of your document still is (I think), which helps Google determine the topic of the page, and that’s the ‘description’ tag. What I’ve done is put this code into the <head> of each individual archive:
<meta title="description" content="<$MTEntryExcerpt>" />
I then make sure to take a moment to create an excerpt for each entry as I’m making it that relates to the topic of the post, rather than just relying on TypePad’s auto-generated excerpt (which generally just grabs the first n words of each post).
Anyway, there’s a few of the things I do which seem to help my site visibility. Mostly, though, I think a lot of it just boils down to the fact that after three years of babbling, I give Google a lot to work with. ;)
DRAMATIS PERSONÆ:
OGRE: A doorman.
MICHAEL, a.k.a. WOODY or DJWUDI: A clubgoer.
JOHN: Another clubgoer.
DAN: Another clubgoer (Actually, I have no idea what his name was…just go with it.)
SCENE: Outside of THE VOGUE, a goth/industrial dance club, during a Sunday night “Fetish night“. OGRE and MICHAEL are talking outside the front door of the club. Pounding industrial music can be heard in the background.
Enter JOHN, stage left.
OGRE: Oh, hey John. John, this is Woody.
MICHAEL and JOHN shake hands.
JOHN: Good to meet you.
MICHAEL: You too.
OGRE: He’s ‘DJ Wooooodi…’
MICHAEL (laughing): Ex-DJ.
OGRE laughs.
OGRE: I meant ‘djwudi’ on LiveJournal, but yeah. Ex.
JOHN (bemused): Ex?
MICHAEL: Yup.
Enter DAN through the front door of THE VOGUE.
JOHN: I don’t think I’ve ever met an ex-DJ. They’re always just “between clubs” or something.
ALL laugh.
MICHAEL: Well, glad to be the first!
DAN: Hey, I’m an ex-DJ! I used to be one of the top three DJs in Cincinatti. Now I’m working coat check at the Mercury. How sad is that? I started out doing coat check twelve years ago.
MICHAEL: I could say I used to be one of the top DJs in Anchorage, but I’m not quite sure how much that really means…
ALL laugh.
OGRE: No kidding — ‘Dude, I’m the top DJ in Albequerque!’
JOHN: I’m the top DJ in my apartment!
OGRE: Yeah, boy — ‘party over here!’
JOHN: I rock the house. Hell, I rock the passenger seat!
DAN: As long as the passenger isn’t there —
JOHN: No shit — ‘Hey, get your hands off my stereo!’
ALL laugh.
EXIT all through the front door of THE VOGUE.
END SCENE.
A reporter from the New Zealand Herald got to see an advance screening of Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, and has posted — well, it’s not really a review…
The Return of the King is … sorry about this, but we’re not allowed to tell you what we think of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King until next Tuesday.
[…]
So we can’t actually say whether it was the single most amazing cinema experience of our recent memory or not.
Neither can we say in which bits we may or may not have got more than a little weepy, or whether we were emotionally affected at all. And we certainly couldn’t even hint at which film is clearly the best in Peter Jackson’s trilogy now that we’ve seen all three.
We probably need a second look at The Return of the King to decide for sure. Or maybe a third or a fourth…
Something tells me they liked it. ;)
In the meantime, it’s three weeks until LotR:TRotK opens here. Next weekend, I’ll be seeing the Extended Edition of LotR:TFotR at the Cinerama. The next weekend, it’ll be the Extended Edition of LotR:TTT. And finally, the weekend after that, LotR:TRotK.
My precious…
Too cool — another ultra-nifty vehicle to go on my “lust list”, along with the Vandenbrink Carver: the Bombardier Embrio.
The Embrio is a single-wheeled vehicle, balanced using internal gyroscopes and powered with a hydrogen fuel cell, emitting only water as its exhaust.
Unfortunately, it’s also only a prototype, and it may not ever become a reality. Still, it’s definitely fun to drool over!
1 (one) 40 GB Apple iPod: Approximately \$500.
\$500 divided by 50¢ apiece: 1000 people.
Attempting to get 1000 people to PayPal me 50¢ apiece:
Of course, the real question is whether gangsta rappers are going to chip in…
Update: Just to clarify, this isn’t my project — at the moment, I’m quite happy with my 10Gb iPod — rather, this is Phil’s.
If you’re at all into Tolkein or hip-hop, you’ve got to check out The Lords of the Rhymes. Rappin’ hobbits and ents, a beatboxing Gollum — does it get any better than this?
While I’m certainly not a professional photographer by any means, I do enjoy experimenting with photography, seeing what I can come up with, and occasionally coming up with a decent shot or two. I’ve just selected twelve photographs from my collection, and added two new items to my CafePress shop: a 2004 Wall Calendar featuring those photographs, and a full year calendar featuring a shot of Post Alley, near the Pike Place Market here in Seattle.
Oh, and the full selection of “I’m just here to get laid.” shirts are, of course, still available. I thought for sure I’d have sold more than one by now — maybe it’s not as generally funny as I think it is…;)