I’m torn between being impressed and frightened, but I have to admit, it’s quite a piece of work: the script for The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show!
Snagglepuss was okay\
But he was prob’ly gay\
‘Cause his fur was — shocking pinkAnd Bugs Bunny would gloat
When he got Elmer’s goat
Then he’d turn to the camera and wink
That Daffy’s a riot
I wanted to try it
When he shot off his beak with a gun
Whenever Scooby-Doo
Was searching for a clue
I’d always shout, “Run, stupid, run!”
[Chorus]
Animated — cartoon features
Elmer Fudd — will shoot at creatures
See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy
Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly
Woah oh oh ohhhhhh
On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows
Oh, I really loved Porky
Who talked kinda dorky
When he tried to say really long words
And that mean cat, Sylvester
Who’d constantly pester
That poor little innocent bird
In the eighties, the Smurfs
Conqured ‘toon turf
But now they’ve been pulled off the air
And when Mel Blanc died,
Said Chuck Jones to his bride,
“Now we’ll never hear Daffy Duck swear.”
Too bad!
[Chorus]
Animated — cartoon features
Elmer Fudd will shoot at creatures
See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy
Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly
Woah oh oh ohhhhhh
On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows
Remember those? Woah ohhhh
I love all them — early morning — cartoon shows
Don’t pick your nose! Woah ohhhh
On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows
They don’t wear clothes! Ah-ohhhh
On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows
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