Bush – the dominator

Very interesting Alternet article from last week that I just picked up on looking at the way Bush uses langauge to his advantage. Not in the way he consistantly mangles words and phrases, but in the way he uses domineering language and empty statments to put himself in a nearly unassailable position.

George W Bush is generally regarded as a mangler of the English language. What is overlooked is his mastery of emotional language — especially negatively charged emotional language — as a political tool. Take a closer look at his speeches and public utterances, and his political success turns out to be no surprise. It is the predictable result of the intentional use of language to dominate others.

President Bush, like many dominant personality types, uses dependency-creating language. He employs language of contempt and intimidation to shame others into submission and desperate admiration. While we tend to think of the dominator as using physical force, in fact most dominators use verbal abuse to control others. Abusive language has been a major theme of psychological researchers on marital problems, such as John Gottman, and of philosophers and theologians, such as Josef Pieper. But little has been said about the key role it has come to play in political discourse, and in such “hot media” as talk radio and television.

Bush uses several dominating linguistic techniques to induce surrender to his will.

Of course, this was before his “Bring ’em on” gaffe of last week. How do you explain that one away, aside from pure blundering incompetence?

(via Larry Halff)

Blogathon 2003

After being prompted by D, I’ve signed up for Blogathon 2003. 24 hours of weblogging, raising money for charity (in my case, Amnesty International)! Of course, I won’t raise any money if I’m not sponsored…so won’t you be so kind as to sponsor me?

So what exactly is a “blogathon”?

First some terminology: “blog” is a shortened version of “weblog” which is a frequently updated personal website. Most blogs have date stamps on the entries, and consist of links and commentary.

Now, remember when you were in school and you would bowl for charity? And for every pin you knocked down you got, say, ten cents? Or run for a dollar a mile? During the Blogathon, people update their websites every 30 minutes for 24 hours straight. For this, they collect sponsorships. Pledges can be a flat donation, or a certain amount for every hour the blogger manages to stay awake.

So how exactly does this work?

Easy: you sign up to sponsor a blogger. On July 26th, watch your blogger go for 24 hours straight. When the event is over, you’ll receive an email asking you to donate directly to the charity for which your participant was blogging.

Now, to see if I can pull an all-nighter — I haven’t done that in years…

A dozen URL's

Can you name more than a dozen URLs by heart?

Let’s see —

  1. Unusual Relaxation Locations (any shady building on Spenard)
  2. Uriel Remebers Lilith (now that’s an obscure reference…)
  3. Unborn Rhesus Livers (eeew…I got ill dissecting a tapeworm)
  4. Unfortunately, Rhett Limps (and drops Scarlett down the staircase)
  5. Urban Relocation Lands (we ran out of reservation space)
  6. Unlikely Rambo Lines (“Don’t you guys ever read Tolstoy?”)
  7. Utah’s Radical Luddites (electricity…what a concept!)
  8. Untie Ricky, Lucy! (the scenes Desi wouldn’t let get out)
  9. Ukranian Reuseable Leeches (very popular in the Dark Ages)
  10. Uncomfortable Rubber Lederhosen (trust me)
  11. Uncle Ralph’s Laundry (needs to be done more often)
  12. Uniquely Rotund Lemmings (fool things just rolled right off that cliff)

— Me, replying to a question on Anchorage BBS AKMac

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show

I’m torn between being impressed and frightened, but I have to admit, it’s quite a piece of work: the script for The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show!

Snagglepuss was okay\
But he was prob’ly gay\
‘Cause his fur was — shocking pink

And Bugs Bunny would gloat

When he got Elmer’s goat

Then he’d turn to the camera and wink

That Daffy’s a riot

I wanted to try it

When he shot off his beak with a gun

Whenever Scooby-Doo

Was searching for a clue

I’d always shout, “Run, stupid, run!”

[Chorus]

Animated — cartoon features

Elmer Fudd — will shoot at creatures

See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy

Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly

Woah oh oh ohhhhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

Oh, I really loved Porky

Who talked kinda dorky

When he tried to say really long words

And that mean cat, Sylvester

Who’d constantly pester

That poor little innocent bird

In the eighties, the Smurfs

Conqured ‘toon turf

But now they’ve been pulled off the air

And when Mel Blanc died,

Said Chuck Jones to his bride,

“Now we’ll never hear Daffy Duck swear.”

Too bad!

[Chorus]

Animated — cartoon features

Elmer Fudd will shoot at creatures

See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy

Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly

Woah oh oh ohhhhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

Remember those? Woah ohhhh

I love all them — early morning — cartoon shows

Don’t pick your nose! Woah ohhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

They don’t wear clothes! Ah-ohhhh

On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

(via MeFi)

Still looking

I could have sworn that I linked to this before (it’s been on the ‘net for months), but I can’t find it now, and it’s bouncing around the ‘net again. So…

  1. Go to Google.
  2. Type in “weapons of mass destruction” (without the quotes) as your search phrase.
  3. Click the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

Or, just click here. ;)

Yummy!

I just looked at the label on the soda machine here and could have sworn that rather than Cherry Coke, it read Chewey Coke.

Eeeeeewwwww.