Why I’m not a Hollywood casting agent

Seeing as how they’re both horribly typecast these days and just seem to play the same characters over and over in every movie…I think Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman should switch agents for a few years. Shake things up a little bit. Let Freeman play the “permanantly pissed badass with whom you do not want to fuck”, and give Jackson a few of the “heartwarming kindly older wise man” roles.

Put Jackson in the Miss Daisy’s driver’s seat. Partner Freeman up with John Travolta, guns a-blazin’ and Bible a-quotin’. Let Jackson battle institutionalization at Shawshank. Drop a bright purple lightsaber in Freeman’s hands.

They’re both great actors, and I love seeing each of them do their thing, but…just do something different for once.

Pre-release bloopers

Harry at the graveI found this report on The Leaky Cauldron this evening:

Many readers have emailed us here at Leaky over this photo that appeared recently in Entertainment Weekly showing a scene from the upcoming Goblet of Fire film. The source of the uproar stemmed over the fact that in the photo Harry is shown standing in front of a grave with three names written on in, including one that reads “Tom Marvolo Riddle 1915-1943”. As we know, that is the name of Lord Voldemort, and who, despite his…err…unnatural state at the begining of the sequence of Goblet of Fire, was not buried in that grave. He also did not kill the Riddles until 1944 or 1945. Readers have also pointed out that even if this was the name of Voldemort’s father, then he would have only been 11 years old when Voldemort was born (and Voldemort’s father’s middle name would NOT be Marvolo; Marvolo being from his mother’s side of the family — phew!). Finally, many readers also pointed out that in Half-Blood Prince we learn of Voldemort’s birthdate as December 31st, 1926.

While there’s a certain amusement to all of this, what really struck me was that in this internet-centric age, fans are able to catch bloopers in movies before the movies are even finished — and in this case, possibly allowing the studio to correct the error before the final film is released. Pretty amazing.

Shiny!

Just a quick note of thanks to Bryan, Dori, Shelley, Tvindy, Jacqueline, Johan, and probably others that I’ve forgotten. All of you have, at one point or another, either personally or through your weblogs, recommended Firefly. I just finished watching the last episode tonight…

…and damn if I’m not as excited about Serenity as the rest of you are.

Two quick questions (spoiler-free answers, please):

  1. I couldn’t find Book anywhere in the trailer. Am I just missing him, or did they not put him in for some reason? I’m sure I’ve read that all of the primary cast came back for the film.

  2. Isn’t Kaylee just one of the cutest/sexiest women ever? Admittedly, part of that may be that she’s about the closest thing to a “clone” of an earlier Whedon character (Willow, of course) who was consistently my favorite on Buffy…but even if I hadn’t had a silly fanboy tv-character crush on Willow, I’m pretty sure I’d have one for Kaylee.

Anyway, thanks for mentioning this show often enough and with high enough praise that it caught my eye. It was well worth it.

Now to see if I can get Prairie to watch the series before the movie comes out…

Tron sequel back in the works?

An item in Boing Boing about Disney comic books caught my eye today. Not for the comic books, but for the subject of one of them…

…Tron, an extension of the original film and the 2004 video game Tron 2.0, as well as a lead up to a second feature film

Could the long-hoped-for sequel to Tron finally be back in gear? I don’t want to get too hyped up about this — the last time I did, it turned out to be a 3 — but I can certainly keep my fingers crossed.

iTunesNew World Firestarter” by Bloodhound Gang, The/Ministry/Prodigy (2003, 6:05).

March of the Penguins

This is rather horrendously teen-girl-Livejournal-y, but for once, I’m actually tempted to let lose with an “EEEEEEEEEE! PENGUINS!

Penguins

(ahem)

Now that my inner thirteen-year-old (who’s apparently female…but we won’t discuss that) has had her say, I’m just going to have to find a way to see this. Apparently it has two shows in Seattle next weekend, out at the Harvard Exit: Saturday the 11th at 6:30pm, and Sunday the 12th at 11:30am.

Penguins

Must be seen.

They’re so cute!!!!

Penguins

(ahem)

Okay, I think I’m done now.

(Thanks to Julie for this!)

Blade: Trinity

I just got finished watching Blade: Trinity. While I’m certainly not going to make any claims about it being a good movie, it ended up being far more entertaining than I expected it to be (and probably more than it had any real right to be).

I can chalk this up to two simple things:

  1. Parker Posey as a vampire. Parker’s long been one of my favorite actresses, inevitably taking oddball roles in quirky movies and absolutely going to town with them. She’s always a joy to watch, and this was certainly no exception.

    Parker Posey

  2. ‘Pac-Man’, the vampire pomeranian. Hands-down, one of the most bizarrely funny things I’d seen in a long time.

    Vampire Pomeranian

From here on out, I think every movie should have a vampire pom in it. I don’t really care if it makes sense, or fits into the film at all. I just want more vampire pomeranians in my movies.

Spielberg’s War of the Worlds

Some interesting tidbits in Wired’s look at the upcoming Spielberg/Cruise version of War of the Worlds that caught my eye.

First, on the choice between showing every last little detail of whatever violence is on-screen and holding back to let the audience’s imaginations take over:

…though the alien war machines can wreak almost unimaginable havoc, what you see onscreen will not be hyperviolent. “It’s realistic,” Spielberg says, “but I wouldn’t call it graphic. If this movie required the graphic violence that Saving Private Ryan required, I would have done that. But this time I didn’t have to honor the real-time experience of veterans of World War II. And sometimes what you don’t see is more frightening than what you could be seeing.”

Absolutely. That’s a big part of why I liked Dean Koontz over Stephen King when I was younger (and before I noticed that Koontz has a bad habit of writing the same story over and over): where King sometimes has an almost fetishistic drive to describe in nearly forensic detail every last spatter of blood and twist of the knife, Koontz often wrote with broader brush strokes (to mangle an analogy).

Since I’m the only one who really knows what’s really likely to scare me, Koontz’ style ended up being far more effective, as it let my imagination fill in the gaps. With King, I usually just went “ewww…ick” and moved on.

Similarly, it’s why most horror movies are fun and might make me jump, but rarely scare me, but The Blair Witch Project did an incredible job of giving me the creeps. It was all my imagination at work — and I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that the majority of the people who wrote off TBWP as a pointless waste of a movie are sadly limited in where their imagination is able to take them.

On the as-yet unseen alien war machines:

One thing nobody will be seeing before the film’s release, if Spielberg has his way, is his interpretation of Wells’ alien war machines: The tripods are the production’s biggest secret. Dennis Muren, the legendary visual effects supervisor, promises they’ll have menace to spare.

…it wasn’t until last year that [Murren] got the scoop on The War of the Worlds from a friend of its original production designer. “They wanted to do tripods in 1953, but they couldn’t figure out how to make them walk,” he reports – so they switched to hovering saucers, then built models and suspended them above the soundstage on wires so they seemed to float above the ground. “Now we have the technology to do it.”

I hadn’t even thought about that before — just how would a walking tripod maneuver? The older movie‘s solution worked wonderfully, both in staying faithful to the tripod motif and making it work on-screen (you can see three energy beams supporting the saucers as they move, so they’re not really hovering), but now I’m really curious as to how that’s going to work in this new version.

On the difference between traditional and digital filmmaking, and the (friendly, I’m assuming) arguments between Spielberg and Lucas regarding their relative strengths:

Neither pre-viz nor Zeno [Digital moviemaking technologies discussed elsewhere in the article — MH] has softened Spielberg’s almost fetishistic appreciation for film – not just shooting on film, which is still the norm in Hollywood, but editing on film, which is all but unheard-of anymore. For most directors, editing a huge, rush picture on film would be a suicidal luxury; for Spielberg, who’s worked with the same editor since 1977, it’s just a luxury. “I love being able to have an actual byproduct of photochemistry in the room with me,” he says. “I love the smell of it. I love being able to hold up the film and see actual frames. I love hearing the butt-splicer cut through the celluloid. I’ll do everything else in the digital era, from pre-viz to digital dinosaurs. But there are certain things I’m hanging on to tenaciously.”

Lately, Spielberg and Lucas have been arguing over whether to shoot the fourth episode of Indiana Jones, one of the many projects on Spielberg’s to-do list, in digital. “If anybody is able to get me to shoot on digital, George is the one,” he says. “But do we want to evolve things to a clarity that is indistinguishable from real life? Movies suspend reality – suspend and extend reality. We’re interpreters. If things get too clear, it won’t look like there’s an interpreter.”

Count me in on Spielberg’s camp on this one, and I hope he’s able to convince Lucas to go with film for Indy IV. As much as I like all the neat things that can be done with digital effects and techniques, I’ve got a soft spot for the “old-school”, physical techniques. There’s a look to them that I haven’t seen duplicated with digital work, whether it’s the grain of the film or the simple reality of physical special effects.

Two of my favorite DVDs are The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, both of which had creature effects done by Jim Henson’s studios. Each of these DVDs includes a fascinating hour-long documentary on the making of the films, from the construction of the creatures to the puppeteering work during filming. It’s incredibly neat stuff, and I’ve got a ton of respect for the artists that worked on these projects.

(In another life, rather than spending the past decade making copies, I became a puppeteer with Henson’s studio. Man I’d love to be involved in that!)

Besides, while many people are trumpeting digital filmography as a way to work quicker and get a film in on time, the article makes it clear that Speilberg has been able to craft his film using traditional shooting techniques and keeping the digital work in the pre- and post-production phases and still deliver the finished product on time. Given, he has many years of experience with this, but at least it’s clear that going purely digital isn’t the only way to make a movie, just because it’s the newest and fanciest way.

iTunesFinancial Leprosy” by Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, The from the album Hypocrisy is the Greatest Luxury (1992, 5:30).