First Time in Five Years

Every so often, I get the urge to hack off my face fuzz. Most of the time, I manage to talk myself out of it — I don’t really look my age most of the time to begin with (or act it, but that’s a different matter), and going clean-shaven just makes me look even younger.

However, every few years I actually get up the nerve to see just how goofy I look without the beard. The last time was five years ago (and no photos exist of that round), so I figured it was finally time to give it another shot.

Me Without Face Fuzz

End result — well, I definitely look younger…the most popular estimate has been somewhere around 20 or 21 (which really isn’t bad at all for a guy who just turned 33). It’s hard for me to look at myself without thinking I look goofy this way, but I’ve been assured that I look fine, and that it’s probably just me being so unused to looking like this.

I still think that I’ll be letting the beard grow back in rather than stay like this.

iTunesKeep On the Sunny Side” by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, The from the album Will the Circle Be Unbroken (1972, 4:27).

Mother’s Day

It’s late in the day, so most won’t read this until the day after, but…happy Mother’s Day to all the various moms I know (and, for that matter, all those that I don’t know). My own mom is, of course, right at the top of that list. Other important moms that I know of: my sister-in-law Emily; my aunts Pam and Susan; Prairie’s mom Char; my friends Erika, and Melissa…and I’m sure there are more that I might be able to bring to mind if it weren’t just after eleven at night. ;)

Happy Mother’s Day to all of you.

Pink

Dangerous Playgrounds Still Exist!

Something I’ve had a minor beef with for years now (as some of my old friends will be able to attest to, as this is a soapbox I’ve climbed onto from time to time) is how depressingly “safe” most of today’s playgrounds are. There are any number of reasons why this is so*, but the end result has been a constant and (to me) somewhat depressing “dumbing down” of playgrounds over the years. Any piece of equipment that could conceivably cause an injury more serious than a minor bruise has been torn out and replaced with rounded plastic contraptions that, while probably “safer”…are also boring.

(Be warned: gross generalizations follow. I know that there are specific instances that run counter to the general theme of my rant — and I consider them exceptions that prove the rule.)

Teeter totters? Long gone. Those great old merry-go-rounds that you’d get the older kids or parents to spin faster and faster until the smaller kids started flying off? Also a thing of the past. Heck, even today’s slides are mere stunted shadows of their former selves.

I was thrilled, then, to run across the Pinehurst Playfield this evening while Prairie and I were on a walk. We’d turned down a street we hadn’t walked down before, just a couple blocks away from our apartment, and heard kids playing. Once we got close enough to tell that there was a Little League game going on, we turned in to take a closer look at the park.

Then we saw the playground…and I couldn’t resist.

Me on the Jungle GymMe on the Jungle Gym
Climbing WallTippy Slide

A jungle gym with lots of climbing bits, ropes, and various ways to clamber around on (and fall off of) it, including a marvelous slide with no rails that tips to one side. A…spinny thing…that had me so dizzy I could barely stand up. It was marvelous!

So, I spent some time being about seven years old or so, while Prairie giggled and did her best to get some shots of me being a kid (I think she did a pretty good job, too).

Hooray for dangerous playground equipment!

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NyQuil Jello?

NyQuil Jello?One dessert trick Prairie and I have been playing with for the past few months is using soda instead of water* to make Jello. Different combinations of flavors are possible, and the carbonation makes the Jello ‘fizz’ on your tongue when you eat it.

Today, we figured we’d try Berry Blue Jello and Root Beer. The Jello’s setting in the fridge right now, so we haven’t tasted it yet…but the color is exactly the deep green of NyQuil. Looks a little disturbing.

We’re hoping it tastes better than it looks.

* To clarify: Use hot water as normal to dissolve the gelatin, then use soda instead of cold water for the second step. We picked this up from a Magic of Jello recipe book that Prairie found in the discount stacks at Barnes and Noble last year, and have been experimenting with it off and on since then.

iTunesStigmata (Live)” by Ministry from the album In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (Live) (1990, 9:31).

More May Birthdays

May really is a popular month! Other people of note have birthdays around now…

  • rainfromheaven is on May 2nd,
  • Today is Royce‘s,
  • as well as sirriamnis,
  • Prairie’s dad Lon’s birthday is the 10th,
  • Dan turns 30 on the 11th,
  • long-time friend of Kevin and my family Stephen Burns (who doesn’t have a site that I know of, but occasionally guest stars over on his wife’s weblog) is on the fourteenth,
  • the 15th is the birthday of Jordan of Swirlee.org,
  • Reed, one of my old Anchorage roommates, who I really need to e-mail back one of these days (I’m not ignoring him, I just suck at e-mail much of the time) has his on May 18th,
  • and Prairie’s youngest sister Hope is on the 22nd.

Happy birthday to everyone!

(Anyone else I should know about?)

iTunesI’m Your Man ’96” by Michael, George from the album Fastlove (1996, 4:12).

Happy Birthday Kevin!

Riverfront Park

I didn’t get a chance to toss this up this morning, but today’s my little brother’s 30th birthday. Welcome to your third decade, bro!

The Masked Guy

Many years ago, I spent a few summers participating in the Johns Hopkins University’s CTY program — a combination summer camp and summer school for top-tier students (I got in through having scored a 1300 — back when the scores topped out at 1600 — on the SAT in 7th grade). Royce and I went together for one year in Claremont, CA; the following two summers I spent in Harrisburg (?), PA.

The Masked Guy, The Girl, and Dr. XDuring one of the summers in Pennsylvania, one of the TA’s was a young man named Tim, who often filled his notebooks with cartoon doodles, many of which centered around the adventures of The Masked Guy. At some point during my time there, I ended up with copies of two of Tim’s Masked Guy drawings, and have had them floating around in the (many) stacks of papers that I’ve saved over the years.

Fast-forward to 2006. Well, today. About half an hour ago, actually. I was flipping through the (large) backlog of posts that I’d been ignoring in my newsreader when a link from Mike caught my eye: Everything I Know I Learned From the Bush Administration.

“That art looks really familiar,” I thought. “I wonder….” And soon I was digging through boxes, looking for those old Masked Guy cartoons.

Tim the Humble T.A. vs. The Masked GuySure enough, there was one with Tim the Humble T.A….and the cartoonist is one Tim Kreider. While I can’t claim to remember Tim the Humble T.A.’s last name (if I ever knew it), the similarity in drawing styles is strong enough that I’m pretty sure that the two Tims are one and the same. Apparently this whole cartooning thing has been going well for him, as in addition to his The Pain website, he has a few books of cartoons for sale through Fantagraphics.

Neat, the random stuff you run across from time to time.

Loot!

Thanks to everyone (both here and on LiveJournal) for all the birthday wishes! It’s been a fun day so far…I’ve got the afternoon off, so I think I’m going to head out wandering while the sun’s out, and I had a small pile of presents to open during lunch.

Prairie (who’s the Dollar Store Queen, a title that doesn’t sound nearly as impressive as it actually is) got me a few small silly little games, badminton rackets and birdies, and a small stack of DVDs from the Cartoon Craze series that we’ve been having fun with (old cartoons are great!).

Xebeth sent along two Kevin Smith DVDs, the 10th Anniversary edition of Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob do Degrassi: The Next Generation (I got Xebeth into watching the original Degrassi Jr. High back in high school) and a hilarious little ‘Crazy Orgy’ puzzle game (a tile game where you have to match symbols on the edges of nine squares to make one large square with all edges matching…only here the symbols are cute little cartoons of people in flagrante delicto).

And continuing the Kevin Smith theme, Jer from Nyquil.org was kind enough to send Jersey Girl my way (a real surprise, as I never actually expect anyone to get me something from my Amazon wishlist). Thanks Jer!

Tonight: some of Prairie’s excellent taco salad while watching one of the new DVDs, then the (excellent, I’m quite sure) cake that Prairie prepared for me. Not a bad day, I’d day.