Or, at least, as well as I ever get. ;)
More to come as I continue to play catch-up.
“Single Life Is Just Too Hard” by Foxworthy, Jeff from the album You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993, 12:12).
Enthusiastically Ambiverted Hopepunk
General ramblings connected to my personal life and activities.
Or, at least, as well as I ever get. ;)
More to come as I continue to play catch-up.
“Single Life Is Just Too Hard” by Foxworthy, Jeff from the album You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993, 12:12).
I’m getting sick. No, I’ve gotten sick. This bites. Body aches all over, my eyeballs want to explode anytime I’m not looking directly ahead, and my brain has shut down. For some reason, it’s always one of the first things to go when I get ill — thank goodness for built-in spellchecking, the number of typos and fat-finger errors I’m making is just depressing.
On the bright side, one thing I love about working five blocks from home is that I’ve got time on my one-hour lunch break to leave work, hit Subway, grab a sandwich, come home, eat, hop into the shower and soak under hot water for about 20 minutes, then get back dressed and head back into work. That’s probably about the only thing that made the latter half of the day bearable.
Early bed for me, tonight.
Meh.
“Most Wonderful Girl, The” by Lords of Acid from the album Lust (1991, 4:47).
About two weeks ago, I spent some time being interviewed by Amy Joyce of the Washington Post about my expulsion from the Microsoft campus for an article she was working on about the potential pitfalls of blogging about one’s job. The article went live today: Free Expression Can Be Costly When Bloggers Bad-Mouth Jobs. Here’s the section where I’m quoted:
Michael Hanscom started his blog, Eclecticism, before 2000, as a way to keep in touch with family and collect things he found on the Internet. A fan of Apple computers, he found himself working at a temporary job with Xerox on the Microsoft campus in Redmond, Wash.
Hanscom said his family teased him that he would burst into flames when he walked onto the Microsoft campus. So one day, when he noticed a pallet of Macs — the same version he just bought for himself — ready to be delivered to Microsoft, he took a picture and posted it. “It struck my sense of humor,” he said.
A few days after Hanscom posted the picture, he said, his Xerox manager called him into an office. The manager had Hanscom’s blog up, and asked if the picture was his. Hanscom said it was, but said it was posted on his own time, on his own computer. According to Hanscom, the manager then said because it was posted on his own space and time, the company couldn’t ask him to take it down, but he could never come to the Microsoft campus again.
“It makes sense, really,” Hanscom said. “I’ve tried since then to look at it from their point of view. I never gave away any secrets, but I was in a position where I saw a lot.”
Quite a few other webloggers were quoted, too. Looks like my fifteen minutes isn’t quite over with yet! :)
(If anyone happens to be finding my site on a Google search after reading the WaPo article, my 15 Minutes category has all the gory details.)
Mom and dad just got back from their trip to Florida for Grandma’s funeral, and dad posted this photo (with more to come, he says).
Harold, my father-in-law, died the 29th of December. We went down for about two weeks, and got Arline, my mother-in-law, who was legally blind, all set for life without Harold. We came back to Alaska. On the 28th of January, Arline died. We got back late last night. […] Our downstairs room contains a lot of stuff we need to organize. Arline had lived 93 years and Harold 88.
“Shuckin’ the Jive” by Black Happy from the album Peghead (1993, 4:42).
After reading my rant about comment spammers, Joel asked me if I’d thought about switching over to another weblogging system. Here’s a (somewhat expanded) copy of what I sent back.
I’ve enjoyed reading your site (and its comments) ever since TypePad… and I bring this up as an honest suggestion. Why not try out WordPress? It’s simple and while it’s not immune to comment spam there are a wealth of plug-ins and options that filter or destroy them quite nicely.
Switching systems is definitely one of the things on the “possible solutions” list (WordPress and ExpressionEngine being the two top contenders). One of the things that’s been keeping me from exploring that is a distinct lack of redirect-fu when it comes to making sure I don’t break my old permalinks. I’ve received one offer of possible assistance with that, though, so it may be less of a hassle than it’s looked in the past. In the best of all possible worlds I’d be able to keep my current permalink scheme, but I’m not sure if that’s possible with the other systems, so if I have to, I’d settle for working redirects.
Part of what keeps me on Movable Type, though, is simple customer loyalty and experience. I’ve been on MT/TypePad for years now, and it’s what I’m most familiar with. Plus, they’ve been very good to me — they even just refunded me the $120 I’d accidentally paid for a year of TypePad that I wouldn’t be using, purely out of the goodness of their heart (I didn’t even ask — they saw my post grumbling about my own absentmindedness and made the offer).
I’m also unsure about how much moving to a PHP-based system (as both WP and EE are) would impact my server. MT’s Perl codebase has high overhead when it’s working on something, but then very low overhead when it’s simply serving static pages. Thanks to that, until the spam attacks started getting this bad, it played very nicely on my system. Since PHP has to process every page as it goes out, that’s more overall processing, and the question becomes whether PHP is resource-friendly enough on my box to be worth the switch. I’d used MT’s new PHP integration to dynamically generate pages for a while (before I decided that I wanted to integrate plugins that didn’t play nicely with the PHP code), and there was a noticeable lag when first requesting a page. More info on this aspect from any current WP or EE users (or even developers) would certainly be appreciated.
No matter what, though, I’m not going to be up and disappearing. I’m frustrated and annoyed by the whole situation (though not as much as I was yesterday), sure…but I’m not that easy to shut up, either. ;)
Oh, one other thing: if I do move to another system, I want to be able to use tags instead of categories. I know that there’s a plugin for this for Expression Engine (John‘s using it), and it appears that there is a hack for WordPress also (though that’s from a few months ago). Something else for me to investigate while I’m deciding which direction to head.
Update: I’ve had one vote against going to a dynamic system such as WP or EE. Phil (who I host) has both a WP and an MT weblog set up on my server. To compare the two, click these links and compare how long they take to load: MT (serving static pages) and WP (serving dynamic pages). It’s a noticeable difference, the MT site pops right up, while you can watch the WP site build the page. Off of that example, at least, I’m thinking sticking with MT and static pages is a good idea.
Update: Whee — I’m still getting comments, they’re just “old-school” e-mail comments. :) This is good. Both indieb0i and Ryan (and Gregor) have let me know about the Staticize plugin for WordPress, which “is a highly advanced caching engine that dynamically and automatically caches pages on your site that need to be cached, when they need to be cached.” Essentially, only the parts of the page that really need to be dynamically generated are, and the rest of the page is static (at least, that’s how I’m reading it). Nice, and puts WP back in the possibilities list. Thanks!
Until I have time to get in and do some rather major work on my webserver, I’m afraid that comments and TrackBacks are turned off. I really don’t like doing this — I like the interaction aspect, both getting into discussions and just knowing that people stop by here from time to time — but the attacks on the server have been too severe and too regular, and I’m tired of battling them.
I’m pretty sure that there have been three major things causing my problems.
Rather than paying for hosting space somewhere, I run my own webserver out of my apartment. This has quite a few advantages, in that I don’t have to worry about how much disk space I use, there are no bandwidth caps, and it’s allowed me to host websites for friends and family on the same server. However, the downside is that the server itself isn’t terribly powerful by today’s standards — only a single-processor 350Mhz G3.
Now, really, that’s not that bad of a machine, and for general purposes — that is, serving static pages, which is what I started with years ago — it works wonderfully well. However, when I’m in the midst of getting hit by a spam attack, it just can’t handle the load, and it slows to the point of a virtual crawl. It’s never actually gone down — right now it’s showing a reported uptime of 197 days, 17 hours, and one minute — but there’s so much for it to process that it might as well go down.
The issue is that comment attacks these days take the form of an automated script, or ‘bot’, that repeatedly and rapidly submits comments to the comment script on a weblog, sometimes hundreds of submissions per minute. While I have anti-spam measures such as MT-Blacklist installed, they still need to look at each submitted comment in order to determine whether it’s spam (and reject it), an actual user-submitted comment (and accept it), or something indeterminate (at which point it’s put into a moderation queue for me to look at).
When I’m getting flooded with hundreds of comment submissions at a time, though, my server just can’t process the information fast enough to be able to respond, and my server essentially stops responding until it can work its way through everything.
Renaming the comment script is pointless.
One of the accepted methods of combatting the spam attacks is to rename the script that MT uses to accept and process comments, on the theory that the ‘bots’ that the spammers use then won’t be able to submit anything. This used to work, but now it’s painfully obvious that the spammers have upgraded their bots to parse through the HTML code of a page to find the name of the comment script. At this point, I can rename my comment script, and the attacks start again within a minute or two after I rebuild my site. So much for that idea.
I made a mistake a while back that’s now biting me in the ass.
The last time I set up my server, I made what in retrospect was obviously a mistake, though I didn’t think about it at the time. Each of the three primary accounts on my server — me, my dad, and Kirsten — use the same MySQL database for their MT data. Because of this, whenever a comment spam attack starts, it doesn’t matter which domain they’re aiming at — as the bot generally attacks by submitting a few comments to one entry ID number, then increments that by one and sends a few more comments, as it steps through entry IDs on the database it will end up hitting entries on every weblog in the database. A single comment attack on any single domain on my box can affect all three domains.
Okay, yes, in retrospect, that was fairly amazingly dumb on my part. Of course, six months ago the comment spam attacks weren’t anywhere near the level that they are today, so it’s taken a while for this mistake to start showing the consequences. Things like this, however, are a big reason why I only provide hosting services for a few select friends and family, and I make sure they know that there may be occasional issues: as a sysadmin, I’m essentially learning as I go, which isn’t always the safest or most effective way to go about it. Kind of the webmaster’s version of driving by braille.
What I need to do now, then, is break everything down and start over. Luckily, I shouldn’t have to do a full nuke and pave on my server — just the MT systems. I need to do a complete export of all entries and comments for each weblog on the system, nuke the MySQL database that MT is using, then create three separate databases, reinstall MT, and re-import the weblogs. Not a fun process, but I think I should be able to do it fairly transparently, without losing all the various design tweaks and customizations we’ve made to the weblogs. It may result in anywhere from a few hours to a few days of downtime for the sites I host, but I’ll do my best to keep that to a minimum once I start.
Once I’ve done that, I’ll experiment with turning comments back on. I’m not entirely sure how that will go, as the spammers will still be able to attack, but at least at that point they’ll be limited to attacking one domain at a time instead of attacking one and getting two more in the process. This may or may not be enough to keep comments open…we’ll find out when I get to that point.
This has been a rough couple of days, and yesterday I skirted dangerously close to just pulling the plug on my server entirely. I started hosting my own websites back in 1995 because it was fun to do, and the project has grown over the years, always because I enjoyed it, and it’s fun to find all these neat new things that can be done. Installing MovableType, opening up comments to the world, hosting sites for Kirsten, Phil, and my dad — I love the fact that I can do this.
But these spam attacks have been taking all the fun out of it. Each time I see the server get hit and stop responding it gets more and more frustrating. Yesterday I was ready to just completely throw in the towel — at one point, even checking to see if it would be possible to import all my old entries into my LiveJournal account (it isn’t). Thankfully, after a couple hours of Prairie and Phil putting up with my whining and tossing ideas at me over IM, I just figured that even though I don’t like to do it, at this point simply turning off comments until I have a chance to rebuild the database and the MT installation was the best way to go.
So that’s where things stand at the moment. Feedback is still a good thing, so feel free to drop an e-mail my way if there’s something you’d like to toss my direction. Until I get the chance to spend a few hours/days doing maintenance on the box, though, this is how things stand.
“Sweet Home Chicago” by Blues Brothers, The from the album Blues Brothers, The (1980, 7:51).
Remember how I was talking about my overactive imagination about a week ago? I had a conversation with Prairie yesterday that reminded me of a couple of perfect examples of this.
The freakin’ Muppets used to give me nightmares. How sad is that?
There are two specific Muppet-related nightmares that I remember clearly. And I do mean clearly — they don’t scare me anymore, but the memories are vivid enough (especially for someone who generally doesn’t remember their dreams) that I know they were pretty traumatizing at the time.
I don’t know if the first was based upon any specific Muppet episode or not. All I do remember is walking through my house at night, with huge — and by huge, I mean the size of large dogs — fuzzy Muppet spiders crawling out of hampers, through doors, over windowsills, and generally throughout the house, trying to get me.
The second is, in retrospect, the more amusing of the two. One of the recurring skits on the Muppet Show was a newscaster reading some bizarre bit of news, after which he’d invariably fall victim to whatever gag he was setting up. In one particular skit, the news item was about strange cases of household furniture suddenly coming alive and attacking people. Of course, after reading the news flash, suddenly his desk opened its eyes, the drawer slid open like a mouth, and it chased him off set.
For months after that, I’d have nightmares of being chased around the house by furniture with big googley Muppet eyes and foam teeth.
It’s funny now. But at that point?
Muppets were scary!
“Long Time” by Clumsy Lovers, The from the album Barnburner (1999, 3:31).
This is too damn cool.
The Pigface Free For All Tour is going to be coming through Seattle.
Pigface and Sheep on Drugs (and Nocturne, and possibly The Damage Manual and The Countdown) in concert — and they’re performing at the Fenix Underground on Tuesday, May 3rd.
My birthday.
I’m so there.
(many thanks to Syren666 for mentioning this!)
“15 Minutes of Fame” by Sheep on Drugs from the album Sheep on Drugs Greatest Hits (1993, 5:06).
“I’m not funny — I’m freakishly obsessed!” I burst out laughing when I heard this (thoroughly embarrassing the girl who’d said it, I think), but it seemed as oddly appropriate as it was amusing while I wandered around the Emerald City ComiCon this morning.
I’d heard about the con just a couple of days ago, and decided to go more or less on a whim this morning when I had nothing else planned for the day. I wasn’t entirely sure what to expect, as I’ve never been a major comic collector, and my only prior experience of any sort with comic conventions was watching Chasing Amy. As it turns out, though, that wasn’t bad mental image to have going in: lots of people wandering around in everything from street clothing to full Stormtrooper regalia
, lots of booths with various merchandise and wares for sale, and lots of authors and artists available to meet.
Since I didn’t have any particular agenda or people I wanted to see — to be honest, I only recognized a select few of the names I saw on the placards on each booth — I just spent a couple hours wandering around the show floor, seeing what there was to see, and doing a lot of peoplewatching.
A few random highlights:
Michael Gagné’s Insanely Twisted Rabbits: Hilarious drawings of rabbits viewed through either a seriously twisted imagination or a lot of illegal pharmaceuticals. Or both. When it comes to rabbits with big, sharp, nasty, pointy teeth, I’m afraid that Monty Python has nothing on these bunnies.
Catalyst Studios’ masks and book bindings: Some absolutely incredible work in these. Books that had been re-bound with skulls and faces emerging from their covers (some of which were actual books with new covers, others were blank notebooks suitable for journaling or sketching), masks that strongly reminded me of the ballroom scene in Labyrinth, and lots of smaller sculpture work. Beautiful stuff.
While I was wandering around Bumbershoot last year, I ran into a girl who got a good laugh out of my “I’m just here to get laid” messenger bag. She ran into me again today and recognized me, and we ended up chatting for a few minutes. I gave her my e-mail and website address so that she could track down the right page and order a book or shirt for herself. I knew there had to be a few more people out there that thought it was funny!
As I was walking along at one point, I noticed a girl talking with her friends shooting a look in my direction. Suddenly, all three of her friends suddenly swiveled around to look in my direction, and I cracked up. As I figured, they’d noticed and were admiring my Utilikilt. We chatted for a few minutes, then they took a picture of me and I took one of them. So, somewhere out there on some guy’s digital camera is a shot of me from today — if by any random chance he happens to see this, I’d love a copy of the shot!
From what I could see, the biggest draw to this year’s ComiCon was the chance to get an autograph from Jhonen Vasquez, creator of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Invader Zim. I didn’t bother taking the time to stand in line, but I did get to get a quick shot of him between a few fans as he was signing merchandise. Turns out he looked more or less exactly as you’d expect he would from his work — which in an odd way, was a minor bummer. I was kind of hoping he’d be some pudgy, poorly shaven, badly dressed forty-something white guy that looked more like a redneck or a trucker. Just because in my world, that would be really funny.
All in all, not a bad way to spend the morning. As usual, there’s a few more shots from the day in a Flickr photoset.
“Edge of Wisdom, The (2002)” by Beborn Beton from the album Tales From Another World (1993, 4:21).
I just spent three hours on a single post — and I wasn’t even writing a new post, but just reading and responding to comments prompted by my rambling grumbles about the State of the Union.
It’s cool and all, and most of the discussion has been fairly civil, but now I’ve got a headache and bed is sounding like a really good idea.
Y’all have fun.
I’m going to be so behind in NetNewsWire tomorrow…
“Good to be Alive” by DJ Rap from the album Go (1999, 4:15).