Folklife reports

I only made it out to one day of this year’s Folklife festival, but Chas (who just stopped by work to say hello earlier this week, so I’ve now added another local writer to my list of people I’ve met) made it through all four days. He’s got a good writeup of his time there, contrasting it to a similar event in DC and pointing out quite a few links to local bands worth investigating.

Maybe next year I’ll be able to hit more of it. In the meantime, I’m really looking forward to this year’s Bumbershoot (using the almighty power of Google, here’s a few links to my ramblings of past Bumbershoots, to give you an idea).

I can’t really think of something similar in Anchorage. Maybe the Talkeetna Bluegrass Festival? Hmmm…now there’s something worth babbling about at some point. File that away in my “writing subjects” list…

iTunes: “Push th’ Little Daisies” by Ween from the album Pure Guava (1992, 2:49).

Most naturally beautiful women

A “panel of experts” (beauty and fashion editors, make-up artists, model agencies and photographers) has just released a list of the top 100 most naturally beautiful women. Here’s the top 10, in reverse order (just pretend the numbers count from 10 to 1 instead of from 1 to 10, HTML can’t do reverse-ordered lists [why not, dammit?]…oh, and the links are to Google Image Searches, and may not be worksafe):

  1. Elle MacPherson
  2. Helena Christensen
  3. Halle Berry
  4. Juliette Binoche
  5. Natalie Imbruglia
  6. Grace Kelly
  7. Angelina Jolie
  8. Cate Blanchett
  9. Liv Tyler
  10. Audrey Hepburn

I don’t agree with all of the list (Liv Tyler at #2?), was pleasantly surprised at some of it (hooray for putting Cate Blanchett in the top ten — while I’ve often thought that she’s gorgeous, she has a somewhat odd [angular?] look that some people I’ve talked to don’t appreciate as much), but putting Audrey Hepburn in the number one spot?

That is so, so, so absolutely perfect.

(Swoon…)

Personally, though, I’d knock Liv entirely off the top ten and put Nicole Kidman in her place. Part of what caught my eye about this story, though, was seeing it posted on Fark. Each link submitted to Fark gets a small category tag associated with it — “amusing”, “asinine”, “boobies”, and the like — and the tag assigned to this story was “unlikely”.

Unlikely?

My lord.

Reading the comments on Fark, I was quite gratified to learn that I wasn’t the only person to take umbrage at that “unlikely” tag…

(leans out of van, grabs poster by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, nodog, drive, drive!!

(turns to poster)

Just shut up and don’t scream and you’re going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks poster)

Hey! Don’t you f*ckin’ turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at poster)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don’t you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of poster, looks at what he’s found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what’s this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I’m going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don’t you ever–and I mean ever–bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in poster’s face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

— LarsThorwald

iTunes: “Earth Chakra” by Azukx from the album Return to the Source: The Chakra Journey (1996, 8:21).

Anti-Goth measures fail due to lack of interest

Two years ago, in a rather ridiculous display of small-minded stupidity, the town of Blue Springs, MO earmarked \$273,000 of their education budget to combat Goth culture.

“Goth culture” in Blue Springs, Mo., may be in for some tough times.

Thanks to Rep. Sam Graves, a Republican who represents the Kansas City suburb, \$273,000 out of the Department of Education’s fiscal 2002 budget will help the Blue Springs Outreach Unit take on a perceived problem for local youths.

“It is my hope that this funding will give the officers in the Youth Outreach Unit the tools they need to identify Goth culture leaders that are preying on our kids,” Rep. Graves said in a press release announcing the appropriation last month.

[…]

“It was really a community need, and they really weren’t able to satisfactorily get money at the local level,” Mr. Patek said of the Blue Springs project to combat Goth culture. Some parents and law- enforcement officials are concerned that, beyond the dark fashions and music characteristic of that subculture, some “Goth” teenagers are drawn into potentially dangerous behavior.

The program is meant to help train police officers, and help schools and families with children involved in Goth culture, according to the announcement from Rep. Graves. Drug abuse and self-mutilation are among the troubling behaviors Goth culture fosters, Mr. Patek said.

He stressed that the effort will not be limited to Blue Springs. “I know this was a good project,” Mr. Patek said. “And it’s a finite amount of resources. … We’re not talking about an ongoing federal commitment.”

This was so unnecessary. We must protect our children from those evil people who wear black, and listen to all that wierd music! Ugh.

Thankfully, word comes now that the project essentially went nowhere, and more than half of the money is being returned (and, hopefully, put to better use in the future). The best part? Rather than “combatting” Goth culture, the people involved ended up realizing that it’s not such a horrible thing, and just another aspect of how some people choose to present themselves.

The Goth grant is over.

Goth acceptance and tolerance is now in.

…plans for the grant never unfolded, and Blue Springs has returned \$132,000 of the money unused. Officials concede today they never found much of a “problem” at all associated with the Goth culture, and instead have developed a new understanding and acceptance.

A little good news to start the day, for once.

(via Jesus’ General, via Atrios)

How to make friends by telephone

Many people are linking to this 1940’s era booklet on the then-newish telephone system and commenting on how amusing it is.

As for me, after flipping through the pages, I’m struck by how much more bearable many phone conversations these days would be if people would keep these pointers in mind.

(via Boing Boing)

iTunes: “Storm 3000” by Leftfield from the album Leftism (1995, 5:43).

Alaskans against CAPPS II

Stop CAPPS II button

Alaska can be a pretty interesting place to travel around in. Once you get out of the “big cities” (“big” being used in a fairly loose sense here) of Anchorage and Fairbanks, there are only a certain small number of places you can go by car. When you’re trying to get around a state as big as Alaska (more than twice the size of Texas) and most of the towns aren’t accessible by road, unless you’re planning on training for the Iditarod, your best bet is flying.

Because of this, aviation plays a huge part in Alaskan transportation, with six times more pilots per capita and 14 times as many airplanes per capita as the rest of the U.S. That’s a lot of airplanes, and a lot of flights.

And it’s also a lot of Alaskans that aren’t very happy about the proposed flight restrictions of CAPPS II.

Washington DC bureaucrats think we need their permission before we can get on a plane.

We think they’re wrong. They don’t understand that up here in Alaska, we use airplanes the way you use taxis.

And that’s why we, a group of Alaskans, are turning to the US District Court for help.

(via Mike)

iTunes: “Rasta Rave” by Aar from the album Zoo Rave 1 (1992, 5:32).

Metric vs. American paper size

Slashdot recently posted a link to this fascinating (in a geeky sort of way) rundown of the Imperial (Metric) system and how it relates to paper sizing. Some of what followed in the discussion thread I knew, some I didn’t, but it was one of the more interesting threads I’ve read on /. in a while.

Having worked in the quick-print industry for something over a decade now, while I don’t normally deal with metric paper sizes, I’ve gotten very used to thinking in metric when setting jobs up. This is simply because the machines I was working with for quite a few years — the Xerox Docutech family — could be set to work in either inches or millimeters. No matter which base measurement you chose, though, you could then nudge an image by a tenth of your base measurement. Obviously, you had much finer control when attempting to align items if you could nudge by a tenth of a millimeter rather than a tenth of an inch, so setting the machines to millimeters became fairly standard practice for me.

Still, it’s obvious when doing this that the two systems don’t really work together very well. US Letter size paper is commonly noted as 216mm by 279mm, and US Ledger (11″x17″) is 279mm by 432mm, however, each of these are actually approximations, and off by a few tenths of a millimeter on each side. Still, kludgy or not, the benefits gained through the finer control was worth it.

After reading through the discussion, though, I really wish the US would finally switch over to metric.

Things I knew:

From the original post:

For those who enjoy a bit of math, did you know that in the Metric paper system, the height-to-width ratio of all pages is the square root of 2? This means that you can place two sheets of A4 side-by-side and they will equal an A3 sheet exactly, and two sheets of A3 will equal an A2.

On trying to enlarge or reduce between paper sizes (which never works well with US paper sizes), from SSpade:

11×17 is not the same shape as 8 1/2×11.

That’s the real beauty of A4/A3 etc. All the sizes in a given series (A00, A0, A1, A2, A3, A4, A5… or B1, B2, B3…) are the same shape.

So you can photocopy an A4 document onto A3 paper expanding it by the right proportion and it’ll fit perfectly. And you can copy two A4 documents onto A3 paper and it’ll fit perfectly. Or use psnup to put A4 formatted documents reduced to 2-up on A4 paper with no wasted space.

Try that with letter or legal size….

Things I learned:

On bra sizing, from ZeLonewolf:

The number is the measurement below the bust.

An A-cup is a 1-inch difference between the measurement below the bust versus around the bust. B-cup is 2 inches, C-cup is 3 inches, etc. DD is the same as E, DDD is the same as EE which is the same as F. This holds valid through an H cup. After that, the interval is 2 inches, with the doubled letter being the in-between value. Thus, H-cup is 8″, and I-cup is 10″, and a 9\” difference would be an HH-cup.

The largest bra size manufactured without a special order is a size 60N.

On the origin of “one for the road” and “on the wagon”, from Sirch:

Not quite. The saying actually refers to the trip from the prison to the Tyburn Tree in London. The prisoner to be hanged would be given drink to calm him down for the hanging. The closest pub to the place of hanging that lay upon the route was a mile away. The prisoner would have a drink at this last pub, and then be given a drink to have on his way to the gallows. Interestingly, this is also the origin of “on the wagon” as one of the guards travelling with the prisoner was not allowed to enter the pubs with him. So couldn’t drink, and had to stay on the wagon.

Three posts on the pros and cons of metric and US measurements as applied to construction, from barawn, SamSim, and mamahuhu:

That’s not quite true – one of the reasons that the Imperial system is moderately convenient for building is that base 12 is divisible by 2,3,4 and 6, so you’ll encounter less rounding error if you need to split things up into common numbers. Base 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5. (Incidentally, this is of course why one of the older civilizations used base 60 – it’s divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, and it’s the reason we have 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour).

So, for instance, if you want to break a 1′ object into thirds, you can do it exactly. Try doing it with meters – it’s 33 and a third centimeters. Most people would say “screw it, it’s 333 mm” – but if you now take those “1/3 m” sticks and put 300 of them end to end, you don’t have 100 m – you have 99.9 m, and you’re a full ten centimeters short. In imperial, 1/3 of a yard is 1 foot. No rounding errors.

There really are advantages to the Imperial system – most people, however, simply assume that Imperial sucks and leave it at that.

I would have infinitely greater respect for the Imperial system if all of it did indeed work in twelves, like with feet and inches. But inches are not divided into twelfths but sixteenths. Then there are three feet in a yard, 5.5 yards in a rod, 40 rods in a furlong, 8 furlongs (or a nice round 1760 yards) in a mile. 16 ounces in a pound, 14 pounds in a stone, 2000 pounds in a ton. Don’t get me started on liquid measure. And ultimately, you have to measure so closely that you have to use decimal places of the smallest unit (like 11.6 inches or whatever) – which means tens all round.

Remind me again what makes it easier to use?

Just go with tens. Tens are simple.

I’m an architest and I can tell you that the Imperial system sucks big time and is not convenient at all.

Adding up Imperial measurements is a freaking nightmare.

In the rest of the world we use standard sizes for construction materials like 150x150mm wall tiles, 300×300 floor tiles, 600×600 raised floor tiles, 900×900 carpet tiles, 1200×2400 (or higher) gypsum wall panels…. get it – it’s all on a sensible module that you can use to line everything up on …. AND it doesn’t stop you from use the exact same convenient divisor of base 12. In fact the above building material sizes show this exactly.

And you can easily add them all up.

The other thing that no one has mentioned is scale and the A system.

The majority of drawings we make are A1 sizes – which nicely scales to A3. A 1:50 drawing at A1 becomes a 1:100 scale at A3 – not the freaking ridiculous Imperial scales.

Then you can get a ruler with a 1cm scale on it and every cm is a metre.

Note that if you scale a A3 to A4 then everything becomes an inconvenient scale. What happens is that you reduce A3 to A4 for a Fax transmission the receiver scales it back up to A3 to use.

Note that the same issue occurs with A1 to A2 or A2 to A3. You need to scale down two levels in the A system to maintain scale – which is fine for most uses.

So the Imperial system sucks in all ways for Architects and construction in general.

On scaling in-progress engineering drawings, from the linked article, pointed out by Momomoto:

Technical drawing pens follow the same size-ratio principle. The standard sizes differ by a factor sqrt(2): 2.00 mm, 1.40 mm, 1.00 mm, 0.70 mm, 0.50 mm, 0.35 mm, 0.25 mm, 0.18 mm, 0.13 mm. So after drawing with a 0.35 mm pen on A3 paper and reducing it to A4, you can continue with the 0.25 mm pen. (ISO 9175-1)

Things I laughed at:

On good uses for US size paper, from ajs:

Also, if you take 3 8.5×11 sheets, line them up along their longer sides, attach them to eachother, put a staple through the middle of the first and second sheet join and then hang them from a height of approximately eye-level it makes the idea place for a picture of a naked “girl next door”.

My buddy Heff taught me that trick.

Two posts on combining two A4s, from Anonymous Coward and Golias:

There’s also an Audi A4, and if you put two of those side by side, people say “Look, isn’t that a coincidence”.

Two Mini Coopers side by side == One Audi A4 Two Audis == One BAM (“Big Assed Mercedes”) Two Mercedes == One average European house.

Wow, those Europeans can apply simple metric system math to everything!

Meanwhile, in America: Two Mini Coopers side by side == One speed bump for a Hummer H2. Two Audis in the driveway == A good house to break into. Two Mercedes == Really, really tacky. Two Hummers == The energy consumption of a typical third-world country Two third world countries == A re-unified Germany. (I keed!)

On the real reason why the US will never switch, from forrestt:

Actually, it has to do with apple pie. Since there is nothing more American than apple pie, the apple pie recipe is considered sacred. It has been passed down from generation to generation since the start of this glorious nation. Unfortunatly, it has been passed down on the female side of our ancestry, and we men have been telling our women that:

|——| = 10 inches, when in fact |———| = 10 inches.

This has caused them to become totally confused with regard to units of measure, and they are thus unable to convert imperial to metric units. Thus, if we were to switch to using the metric system, we would no longer be able to bake apple pies, a situation we are just not willing to accept.

On Japanese influence over metric paper sizing, from revery:

And of course, 5 sheets of almost any metric sized paper folded into origami lions will inevitably merge to form Voltron, a robot so powerful that it will usually let it’s enemies kick it’s butt around for a good 15 to 20 minutes before it forms the blazing sword and finishes the fight.

Silly quiz time

I’ve mentioned Something Positive a time or two in the past, but in case you’ve missed it, it’s a great little web comic. Highly recommended. So when I stumbled across this quiz tonight, I had to take it…

I'm Jason

Which member of something positive are you?
Quiz created by heatherbat

iTunes: “Of Time and Rivers Flowing” by Havens, Richie from the album Where Have All the Flowers Gone: The Songs of Pete Seeger (1997, 2:30).

A visual I didn’t need…

While I’m sure that a benefit run to support the Seattle Animal Shelter is a very good cause, when we’re living in an era with some rather well-known odd kinks, maybe naming it the “Furry 5K” wasn’t the best choice in the world…

At least I wasn’t the only one to have that thought!

iTunes: “Mister Superstar” by Marilyn Manson from the album Antichrist Superstar (1996, 5:04).

Google bits: redactions and spam

Two interesting Google-related bits today.

Firstly, a paragraph about outsourcing jobs mysteriously disappeared from the Google Weblog at some point during the day. Mark Pilgrim pointed this out (along with /., MeFi, and Hello Typepad) and quite rightly took Google to task for the unremarked changes:

This kind of revisionist history is unacceptable, regardless of who does it. If you don’t want it saved for all time, don’t publish it on the Internet. Putting “blog” on the top of the page does not absolve you of all responsibility.

NetNewsWire‘s “show changes” feature caught the edits, though, so here’s a quick screen capture showing just how the post was reworded:

Google's outsourcing remarks

The second bit is more on the amusing side, and has less to do directly with Google. I got a piece of comment spam earlier that, when I looked at it, made me laugh, simply because in an effort to make it look almost like a real comment, the spammer had mixed links in with a paragraph of real text. It just so happens that the paragraph they chose was one from Google’s website, discussing how pages are indexed after being submitted to Google. I’ve replaced the links with bolded text in the following snippet, of course:

When a URL is submitted to Google, Sex Toy Shop we look for it in our Hotel Booking next crawl. If Low Interest Credit Card you’ve already submitted your Buy Cialis URL, your site could easily Atkins Diet appear in our new index, which will go Nude Celebrity up when the current crawl is completed. However, Online Casinos if no other site links to yours, it Dating Personals may be difficult for our crawler to find Tag Watch you. Conversely, if many sites link to Seiko Watch your page, there is a good Car Hire chance we will find you without your submitting your Register Domain Name URL. Occasionally, websites are not reachable Ladies Watches when we try to crawl them because of Coral Bookmaker network or hosting problems.

It almost makes sense when you read it…

iTunes: “Another One Bites the Dust (Wyclef Jean)” by Queen feat. Free/Jean, Wyclef/Pras from the album Small Soldiers (1998, 4:22).