My computer doesn’t like my Prick.
I wanted to get my Prick into my computer. It didn’t seem like such a difficult task, should be simple enough, right? So I took out my Prick and put it into the computer.
The computer pulled it in, sat for a moment, then pushed my Prick right back out again.
That’s odd, I thought. It’s certainly not what I was expecting.
So I tried again. In went my Prick — and out came my Prick.
Weird. I thought that maybe my Prick was dirty, so I took it, got a soft washcloth, and gently cleaned my Prick, taking care to stroke in straight lines and not use circular motions. Once that was done and my Prick looked nice and clean, I put it back into the computer.
And the computer pushed my Prick right back out.
Admittedly, I’ve had my Prick for a while now, and it is getting a bit old. Maybe that’s the problem.
I guess I’ll just have to go to a store and get a new Prick.