Tim’s got a handy list of ways to tell whether you’re at a restaurant or a bar:

If your napkin feels like linen, it’s a restaurant. If your napkin feels like the Yellow Pages, it’s a bar.

If you need reservations, it’s a restaurant. If you have reservations about admitting where you were till 2 a.m., it’s a bar.

Good thing, too, I’m constantly getting confused.

iTunes: “Brain Washers” by Blackalicious feat. Harper, Ben from the album Blazing Arrow (2002, 6:22).