Photoshop CS won’t do money

Adobe Photoshop CS apparently has special image-recognition code built in that will detect someone attempting to work with scanned currency, and then refuse to work with the image (“login as guest” to read the thread). Instead, it pops up an error message, and directs the user to the Rules for Use website.

We received a TIFF image from a customer, of a \$20 bill. The image does not violate any laws regarding reproduction of currency (it’s not even close to actual-size, and it’s not a “flat” portrayal – it’s wavy, as if it’s fluttering in the wind. Nor is it real-color.

However, Photoshop CS refuses to open the image, and provides an error message regarding the (il)legality of currency reproduction and an “information” button that takes you to the web. (Photoshop 7, of course, has no such qualms).

What the hell is this? In my book this is completely unacceptable – Photoshop is an image editor, not a censor, government policy enforcer or anything else.

Adobe, you’ve got some explaining to do.

Further testing by users has determined that the limitation affects the new US \$20 bill and several European bills, probably through as series of image-recognition algorithms (that, incidentally, must be applied to every image brought into Photoshop), at least one of which is probably the “EURion Constellation” method. Adobe has yet to comment on the issue.

Most likely, though, this was done at the request/strong encouragement of the government in an attempt to prevent counterfeiting of currency. The problem is, while the intent may be noble, this is enforcement at entirely the wrong end of the process. There are many, many legal uses for altered versions of the images on currency (advertising, promotional or informational purposes, parodies, and so on), all of which are covered by the fair uses clauses detailed on the very site where Adobe directs the user.

The Counterfeit Detection Act of 1992, Public Law 102-550, in Section 411 of Title 31 of the Code of Federal Regulations, permits color illustrations of U.S. currency provided:

  1. the illustration is of a size less than three-fourths or more than one and one-half, in linear dimension, of each part of the item illustrated;
  2. the illustration is one-sided; and
  3. all negatives, plates, positives, digitized storage medium, graphic files, magnetic medium, optical storage devices, and any other thing used in the making of the illustration that contain an image of the illustration or any part thereof are destroyed and/or deleted or erased after their final use.

Adobe have taken entirely the wrong step with this approach. In an effort to crack down on counterfeiters, they have summarily denied any and all users of their software the ability to perform legal operations on images of currency — and in cases such as that detailed by in the post that started the thread in Adobe’s forums, this can and will cause problems for those people who have a real and legitimate business need to work with such images.

(via /.)

[Update:]{.underline}

A response, of sorts, from Adobe.

I’m going to be an uncle!

Wow.

My brother and his fianceé just found out that Emily is pregnant!

hello family. here it is. we are excited. we went to the docter yesterday. em is 11 weeks along. this is a big suprise to us. sooner than the original gameplan. oh well nothing left to do but celibrate. i love you all. keep us in your prayers. kevin, em and ?

Many, many congratulations!

A new Hanscom!

This GarageBand is a hit

Analysts said they expect Apple’s new GarageBand music creation software to greatly benefit sales of Macs in the coming year. “You look at an application like GarageBand — you can’t get that on another platform at any price,” said Michael Gartenberg of Jupiter Media. “People will buy Macs on the basis of GarageBand.” Tim Bajarin, an analyst with market research firm Creative Strategies, also thinks the same. “GarageBand might even have more long-term effect on Apple’s sales [than the new iPod mini],” Bajarin said. “Steve has taken the consumer application layer to its next level from playing music to allowing you to be part of making music.”

(ripped shamelessly from MacMinute)

Firsts

Here’s something both interesting and disturbing (hopefully not the first thing you’re reading this morning). A friend is conducting an impromptu, informal poll on her LiveJournal:

Mostly for the girls. But if the guys feel they can contribute, feel free.

Feel free to answer this one anonymously.

For how many of you was your first sexual experience consensual?

For how many of you was your first penetrative sexual experience consensual?

Just curious and doing my own little impromptu poll.

Me? Neither.

So far, the responses tally like so:

  • Both consensual: 10
  • First experience nonconsensual, first penetration consensual: 3
  • First experience consensual, first penetration nonconsensual: 2
  • Both nonconsensual: 12*

Where both experiences had the same answer, it’s almost — but not quite — 50/50, and the nonconsensual experiences are in the lead. If you combine all instances of nonconsensual firsts into one category, then out of the 27 responses, barely over a third had fully consensual first sexual experiences — and just under two thirds were forced or coerced in some way into their first sexual experiences.

Admittedly, it’s a small sample group to work with, so no real statistics should probably be drawn from this. But I seem to remember hearing fairly often over the years that one out of every three women (people?) would end up being sexually molested at some point in their life. By this sample group, it looks more like two out of every three. Not an encouraging thought in the least.

Just for the record, all sexual experiences I’ve had have been consensual. One of the many things in my life that I’m quite thankful for.

* One comment indicated that both were “technically” consensual, but given the details that were explained, I’ve taken the liberty of adding that tally to this category.

Zeugma

Cool word of the day: zeugma.

Zeugma is a word for when you make a verb do several functions at the same time (eg. “I left in a foul mood and a black taxi”). Flanders and Swann’s song “Have Some Madeira M’Dear” employes quadruple zeugma in each verse, which is dead impressive; the relevant lines are:

And he said as he hastened to put out the cat,
The wine, his cigar and the lamps

She lowered her standards by raising her glass,
Her courage, her eyes and his hopes.

When he asked, “What in Heaven?” She made no reply,
Up her mind, and a dash for the door.

I love things like this.

Even if it…what?

This little \$20 app is a must-have, even if it weren’t made by Microsoft.

Without meaning any offense at all to John, this statement (and the accompanying implication that any application from Microsoft is a ‘must-have’) made me laugh and cringe equally.

In all fairness, of course, I often (though not always) have much the same opinion about Apple applications and hardware, which may be just as cringe-inducing to people like John. ;)

This town is a mess

Things are slowly starting to return to a semblance of normality as the weather warms up and all the snow starts to melt. However, slowly is definitely they key word. The promised warm temperatures that were supposed to melt everything away overnight never quite materialized, instead bringing us freezing rain. Today we’ve got more rain, so the town is blanketed in half-melted snow, slush, huge puddles, all on top of still-icy streets.

I won’t be surprsied at all if today turns out to have more accidents, simply because since it’s not snowing, people will think that they can drive normally. Conditions like this certainly don’t make for safe driving, though, and it’s my bet that quite a few people will be figuring that out over the course of the day.

Meanwhile, as a pedestrian/bus rider, I’m stuck with slogging through slushy sidewalks, wading through ever-growing puddles (storm drains designed for Seattle’s usual rain don’t work nearly as well when clogged with snow and slush), and trying to avoid being splashed by drivers who go tearing through the puddles. I swear some of these people actually drive in the gutter on purpose when they see some poor sap slogging along on the sidewalk! Shmoes.

iTMS updates

Along with all the other introductions from this morning’s keynote, the iTunes Music Store got a lot of new goodies. Somewhere around 1000 more albums have been added to the classical genre (iTMS link), they’re listing the top 100 downloaded tracks (iTMS link) of 2003, and — most interesting to me of all of these — they’ve partnered with Billboard to present the top 100 songs of 1946-2003 (iTMS link)!

Out of curiosity, I looked up the Billboard Top 100 for 1991, the year I graduated High School…

All of the following links are iTMS links, which require iTunes to be installed on your computer. Bolded items I actually have in my music collection. Apparently they don’t have all of the top 100, as there are only 68 songs listed here — I wonder who they’re missing?

  1. Bryan Adams: (Everything I Do) I Do it For You
  2. Color Me Badd: I Wanna Sex You Up
  3. C&C Music Factory: Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
  4. EMF: Unbelievable
  5. Extreme: More Than Words
  6. Hi-Five: I Like the Way
  7. Surface: The First Time
  8. Amy Grant: Baby Baby
  9. Boyz II Men: Motownphilly
  10. Damn Yankees: High Enough
  11. Bette Midler: From a Distance
  12. Color Me Badd: I Adore Mi Amor
  13. Mariah Carey: Emotions
  14. Roxette: Joyride
  15. Karyn White: Romantic
  16. Mariah Carey: I Don’t Wanna Cry
  17. Wilson Phillips: You’re In Love
  18. Amy Grant: Every Heartbeat
  19. Ralph Tresvant: Sensitivity
  20. Londonbeat: I’ve Been Thinking About You
  21. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
  22. Gloria Estefan: Coming Out of the Dark
  23. C&C Music Factory: Here We Go, Let’s Rock and Roll
  24. Celine Dion: Where Does My Heart Beat Now
  25. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince: Summertime
  26. Scorpions: Wind of Change
  27. FireHouse: Love of a Lifetime
  28. Tracie Spencer: This House
  29. Extreme: Hole Hearted
  30. Luther Vandross: Power of Love/Love Power
  31. Wilson Phillips: Impulsive
  32. Rod Stewart: Rhythm of My Heart
  33. C&C Music Factory: Things That Make You Go Hmmm…
  34. The Divinyls: I Touch Myself
  35. DNA/Suzanne Vega: Tom’s Diner
  36. Bonnie Raitt: Something to Talk About
  37. Nelson: After the Rain
  38. Vanilla Ice: Play That Funky Music
  39. Bryan Adams: Can’t Stop This Thing We Started
  40. Hi-Five: I Can’t Wait Another Minute
  41. The KLF: 3 A.M. Eternal
  42. Enigma: Sadeness, Part I
  43. LL Cool J: Around the Way Girl
  44. Prince: Cream
  45. Heavy D and The Boyz: Now That We Found Love
  46. Styx: Show Me the Way
  47. Mariah Carey: Love Takes Time
  48. Rick Astley: Cry For Help
  49. UB40: Here I Am (Come and Take Me)
  50. Tesla: Signs (Live)
  51. Cathy Dennis: Too Many Walls
  52. Seal: Crazy
  53. Keith Sweat: I’ll Give All My Love to You (Live)
  54. Michael W. Smith: Place in This World
  55. Poison: Something to Believe In
  56. Chris Isaak: Wicked Game
  57. Oleta Adams: Get Here
  58. Tevin Campbell: Round and Round
  59. Queensrÿche: Silent Lucidity
  60. Aaron Neville: Everybody Plays the Fool
  61. Cathy Dennis: Just Another Dream
  62. INXS: Disappear
  63. Sting: All This Time
  64. George Michael: Freedom
  65. Warrant: I Saw Red
  66. Winger: Miles Away
  67. Rod Stewart: The Motown Song
  68. R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People