This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on February 14, 2005). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.
Valentine’s Day is like the opposite of Christmas. On Christmas we go to bed looking forward to exchanging gifts with the people we love. On Valentine’s Day we exchange gifts hoping to go to bed with the people we love.
— Zefrank
(via Swirlee)