I ranted a while ago about the Cheaper by the Dozen film, a bastardization of one of my childhood favorite books, vowing not to see the results.
It’s time for another vow — this time, sadly, for Cheaper by the Dozen 2.
Never, never, never. The only even vaguely interesting pieces of the trailer were two quarter-second long shots of girls in bikinis…and since if I ever feel the need to see that I can do a quick Flickr search, that takes care of that.
Would someone please just forcibly retire Steve Martin and put us all out of our misery?